Hope you've made peace with God assholes.
It's not going to be fun for you, but it will be for me.
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Hope you've made peace with God assholes.
It's not going to be fun for you, but it will be for me.
I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:
Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine
These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with
I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:
May I add:
ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these
Some personal favorites I’ve encountered
I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.
This goes so well with what my mother says.
‘God has to have a sense of humor or else he wouldn’t have created us.”
Listen I know I’m Jewish but this shit is too fucking funny for me not to reblog
I just can’t wait for when the bible gets translated into memes. I probably wouldn’t go back to Catholicism, but I’ll have a good time.
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Just finished the Vinland Saga anime.
It is excellent, highly recommended, and honestly way more historically accurate than History Channel’s Vikings.
“He ran as he’d never run before, with neither hope nor despair. He ran because the world was divided into opposites and his side had already been chosen for him, his only choice being whether or not to play his part with heart and courage. He ran because fate had placed him in a position of responsibility and he had accepted the burden. He ran because his self-respect required it. He ran because he loved his friends and this was the only thing he could do to end the madness that was killing and maiming them.” ― Karl Marlantes, Matterhorn
Abortion and my 2 cents
I'm going to add my 2 cents about the whole abortion thing. I've been on both sides of the fence. I was for abortion for a long time, but now I'm pro-life. And here's why:
Personal Responsiblity
It is your personal responsibility as an adult, male or female, to make sure you use some form of birth control. Be it condoms, pills, IUD's, etc. Or just straight up abstinence. Take your pick.
As a responsible man you have to make sure that you wear a fucking condom. A $15 pack of condoms is a lot cheaper than $300,000 (the average cost of raising a child to 18yrs). Wear one. Not only does it protect you from pregnancy but STDS.
Ladies, it is your personal responsibility to make sure you are on some type of birth control, IUD, or make your sexual partner wear a condom.
This isn't about deciding if a child should live or die it's a out accepting the consequences of fucking the opposite sex. Sex is to make babies, plain and simple. It's the way humans and every other animal are designed. (I know there are exceptions in the animal kingdom.... stop typing.) So I say be a responsible fucking adult and own up to your "mistake" and be a fucking parent. Or give the baby to someone who will be. Stop acting like sex doesn't lead to babies.
As far as what side of the fence I fall on, taking another human being's life is wrong. In extreme circumstances yes, we are sometimes forced to make the hard decision to snuff another's life out. But the situation should damn well call for it.
So shut the fuck up, cowboy the fuck up, and own the responsibility of fucking another person.
My dog Bandit. An Australian Cattle Dog/Belgian Malinois mix. Very loyal and very smart dog.
Absolutely loving this build.
POUR ONE OUT FOR COMRADE OPPORTUNITY
and send a thank you postcard to the Opportunity team for all their hard work!
Sleep tight, princess. We’ll come and get you soon 💜
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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
Reblog to literally save a life
I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.
My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.
This was 14 years ago.
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.
“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.
They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.
Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.
Reblog to save a life
Why the fuck is this not more widely known?
1000% done.
The emotion in the last panel tho
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How my puppy greets me when I get home from work
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My friend’s diabetic alert dog brought me a juice box after sensing my blood sugar
Dog saves owner’s life by lying on him for nearly 24 hours in freezing conditions
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when she comes home from a long day at school, having a bad day, been told off or sad. Her best friend is here for her
Oh my God!!! I have tears in my eyes! The power of unconditional love!!!