[akashicrecord]

me at 12: dad's anger issues are so scary waaaah

me at 27: if another slight inconvenience happens to me i'm going to put my car in reverse on the interstate

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[headspace-hotel]

bumbled be thy bees

[cognitohazardous]

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[eategg24]

they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good

[kaijuno]

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

[gumy-shark]

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

[vynive]

THEY FOUND THE WHITE WITCH CATERPILLAR! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

For context: the white witch is one of the contenders for the largest moth in the world (biggest *wingspan*--loses to the atlas in terms of wing surface area, and loses to the regal for weight). It has a huge range, and the adult is fairly common.

But no one had ever seen a caterpillar. At all. There were only guesses as to what it might look like and what it ate. until this year. These are some of the first images ever taken of it!!

[the-composite-doll]

@onenicebugperday

Thysania agrippina - Wikipedia

Caterpillar seen and documented in Janurary 2025!

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[bintro]

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

[mosertone]

[april]

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

[knightofleo]

[herpsandbirds]

Common eider

[phynoma]

This needs to be immortalized because it's what made me turn on the sound. And they were right

[girlgrimer]

I post with my long and creepy finger

[weirdness-is-good]