[greelin]

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Mouse MD

[owlservice]

He needs mouse bites to live

[louisegluckpdf]

i am like losing my mind at this picture my friend sent me of his stepmom’s dog. that is a dust bunny

[louisegluckpdf]

:)

[seriousmysteries]

@pangur-and-grim

[codewitch]

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

[boviboy]

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

[trueka]

adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is

[kosmogrl]

[shopwitchvamp]

I'm literally Stressica 🥲

[nevver]

Glimmerati, Claudia Keep

[electronicmail]

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

[hamaonoverdrive]

[byeimmoving]

[sandpapersnowman]

okay I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[tinycasket-deactivated20250306]

i havenever been depressed once in mylife

[evilwizard]

ever since i learned that the flap of a butterfly’s wing could cause a hurricane on the other side of the earth, ive been doing nothing but nursing rare and endangered species of butterflies back to health. fuck the other side of the earth

[gruesomegf]

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

[dinovelvet]

[xbox-nun]

Dentist confessional. Like, forgive me doctor for I have sinned. I have partaken of the wine. Not only that, but the coffee and the tea. I consume carbonated beverages regularly. I eat sweets such as saltwater taffy and caramels. On the weekend, if I sleep in, I only brush my teeth at night. And then the dentist is like, "and are you flossing, my child?" and they just have to look away

[that-house]

Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

[bnq]

dog goes gorp