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[bunnybonesstudio]

Demetri: Can I have a French vanilla cold brew with sweet cream instead of milk? I also want TWO full pumps of the vanilla, okay? I also need double the espresso, extra whipped cream, and no chocolate drizzle. Got it?

Eli: Black coffee please

[robot-carl]

These two idiots are my two brain cells.

[neon-prison]

❔ (Delamain) +💋 please !!

@caffeinatedrogue

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Tysm for the asks- and sorry for the delay! I decided to do a combo answer lol.

Vee out here switchin' looks based on an famous merc Kauri Stunzer's 'Fashion Advice for the Modern Merc'. (Thank you @pozerjacket for the ballin' clothing picks- anyone who needs a new fit for their OC...go bug 'em!)

I also headcanon that Delamain's heuristic algorithms love a challenge- and Night City rush hour is probably a hell of a puzzle to solve. Yes. Their date night is traffic.

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

always loved that the very important bit of disco elysium where you see your own face is just out of the way enough in just the right way where like at least 3 people i know of including me completely missed it on their first pass lol. you could play thru the whole game like that

[elvencantation]

i got stung by a wasp on my calf this weekend. never happened to me before so that was fun. i’ve been stung once by a bee before but i was like 12. don’t remember it very well except i cried and my mom held a cool cloth to the sting on my shoulder. whatever

so it hurt for a bit while we finished the walk, about thirty minutes. then randomly yesterday it becomes a red rash and starts itching. according to the internet that’s not abnormal. but cortizone and aloe don’t really help. put on some aloe before sleep anyway

then i wake up at three am realizing that i’ve been itching it in my sleep

ugh. so i’m up. having taken some ibuprofen, managed to find a giant bandage to cover it with so hopefully no more sleep itching happens, though somehow i doubt it’ll help. put some cortizone on the bandaid but it wasn’t quite big enough to cover the entire area so some of it is covered by the sticky part instead of the pad. hope that doesn’t come to bite me in the ass later. ughhhhh this is so annoying

[incorrectpeterparker]

May: Hey Peter, could you run to the store and get a gallon of milk?

Peter: Sure.

May: Oh, and if they have avocados, get six.

Peter: *comes back with six gallons of milk*

Peter: They had avocados!

[stacks-and-stacks]

I swear with these four...

[me-and-my-gaster]

Merry Gyftmas - Lost Sweater

A sexy Swapfell Papyrus for one and only @cocofinny ! Both your art and your writing are an inspiration to me, hun. I hope the upcoming year will be kind to you and you’ll get all the happiness you deserve and then some!

(Help him look for the sweater, he’s cold)

Merry Crisis to you, hun!

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