#*crashes out*

[noah-wyles]

a teddy bear has escaped build-a-bear

[ineveryfandom]

so what if bruce has a new baby now? they have OTHER PARENTS TOO

part 1

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Barbara:

Bruce:

Barbara: what

Bruce, holding up a video game: i noticed we haven’t been hanging out lately…

Barbara: so?

Bruce, fiddling with the game: um, do you want to-

Selina, barging in: where’s my favorite girl?!

Barbara, with a wide smile: selina!

Bruce, visibly unhappy: …selina

Selina: hey, bruce. funny how we keep running into each other huh

Bruce, inching towards Barbara, glaring suspiciously: uh huh…anyway, barbara AND I are busy, so—

Barbara, already out the door: sorry b, selina and i already have plans

Bruce: but-

Barbara: y’know she always comes first, she’s basically my MOM after all

Bruce, absolutely devastated: *drops game*

Barbara: bye!

*door closes*

Selina:

Barbara:

Selina: how many more times are we gonna do this

Barbara, gleefully: until that stinking baby of his dies of old age

Jim, walking by: why is this my life

Batman: justice league, partner up. this is unfamiliar territory.

Batman, turning to Nightwing: okay chum, let’s—

Nightwing, hanging off of Superman’s arm:

Batman:

Superman, sweating: i-i didn’t consent to this!

Nightwing, climbing on his back, putting on the saddest puppy eyes known to man: what are you talking about papa? you dont wanna hang out with me anymore? did you only like me as robin?

Superman:

Superman: nightwing and i will take left

Batman, staring dead in Superman’s eye, kryptonite in hand, miming a slit throat:

Talia: beloved, i am here to bond with our child

Bruce: perfect timing, damian’s just right over—

Jason: im ready ummi

Bruce:

Talia, hugging him: how do you fare, habibi?

Jason, hugging her back: good, but im hungry

Talia: perfect. i have just the restaurant in mind.

Talia, to a frozen Bruce: i will bring him home by eight. we will see you then.

Jason: *doesn’t even look back*

Cass: im going out with new friend. his is name is minkhoa

Bruce: okay princess, text me if you—

Bruce: what did you just say.

Cass, fixing her hair, not paying attention: khoa helps me with training. and buys me ice cream.

Cass: sometimes he goes to my recitals

Cass: he is like a dad

Bruce, about to have an aneurysm: i change my mind, you can’t go

Cass: too late, he’s here.

Cass, by the door: bye...bruce.

Bruce:

Bruce, muttering, eyes wild: bruce? not dad? my little princess?

Bruce, pacing: bruce? bruce? BRUCE?

Alfred, slowly backing away: im too old for this

Bruce, tearing up his and Minkhoa’s only picture they took back in the league: minkhoa khan...consider yourself my enemy...!

Outside

Minkhoa: did you get it

Cass: *nods*

Cass, holds out the original copy of the photo Bruce just tore up: same time next week?

Minkhoa, pocketing the picture: so long as he doesn’t get to me first

Ra’s: detective, i am here to bond with our child

Bruce: who the fu-

Tim: im ready

Bruce:

Ra’s, holding out his arms: come to my embrace, timothy

Tim:

Tim, walking away: i can’t do this. i can’t. it’s not worth it.

Ra’s, following him: ah yes, this is the most accurate portrayal of a parent-child relationship. well done, timothy.

Tim: kill yourself

Steph, slamming the door open: i need an adult!

Bruce, sighing, but already getting up with a smile on his face: what did you do this-

Harley, breaking in through the window: im here!

Bruce:

Steph: quick, my mom found out i bought beer! i need an excuse!

Bruce, with a frown: that’s very irres—

Harley: tell her your favorite adult asked you to buy it for them!

Bruce:

Steph: good idea

Bruce: stephanie, your mother wouldn’t believe that i asked you to buy beer for me. i don’t drink.

Steph: literally what are you talking about

Steph, dialing her mom: mom, bruce asked me—

Bruce, shaking his head with a smile:

Steph: —to tell you that harley asked me to go buy beer for her and pam

Bruce: 😟

Bruce, helping Duke with his powers: and if you use it like this, you might be able to cut off all the lights. now try.

Duke:

*room darkens*

Bruce:

Bruce, looking out the window:

Bruce: did you just dim the sun

Duke: *turns invisible*

Bruce:

Duke: *creates new colors*

Bruce:

Duke: *makes holographic animals*

Bruce:

Zatanna:

Bruce:

Zatanna: so what do you think of my ward

Bruce, immediately exploding: he is MY ward you—

Wonder Woman: batman, i require a favor

Batman, giving her all his attention because this was this was a first: of course

Wonder Woman: recently, i have gained a child

Batman, befuddled: you’re PREGNANT?

Wonder Woman: no

Batman: oh

Wonder Woman:

Batman:

Wonder Woman: he has come to me of his own volition. and i took him in for he possesses skills unlike any other.

Batman, not knowing where she was going with this: ...hm

Wonder Woman: he also has a sword, you see

Batman, still confused: okay...

Wonder Woman: so you understand?

Bruce, not wanting to admit how clueless he was: yes

Wonder Woman, sighing in relief: wonderful. now, i only need you to sign this

*hands him adoption papers and a transfer of custody, damian’s signature already signed at the bottom of both*

Batman:

Batman, pulling out a katana: you have three seconds

[crowsdontgotohell]

Incoherent Willleno numbers rambling in coming:

Just saw this photo in scuderlia's post and first off and unrelated to the topic at hand: they are so so tiny, it actually pains me

Second off, on the topic of numbers: the way Will is 2 (which of course he is) and Ryan being 4 which is double Will's number. I have nothing articulate to say. Makes me think of Ryan as Will's protector maybe, making himself bigger, taking the hits so Will is safe (he's good at that anyways, the basement has thought him well)

(their added numbers being Will's BC number? I am chewing on my arm, wtf)

Then Will taking the number 6 during their BC days and Ryan taking the 9. Them being mirror numbers, opposites. Is this where they started drifting a bit? Where Will couldn't tell if he liked Ryan some days, felt bad for it the next day because that's his friend, his Ryan. But them also growing closer than they had ever thought possible, fitting themselves around eachother perfectly. One heart, one soul.

(6+9=15 → 1+5=6, Will is already starting to swallow Ryan up. I will bang my head against the wall)

And then their number now in the NHL. Will going back to the 2 and Ryan sticking with the 9. Nine can't be divided by two, they don't share a divisor except for 1, the one, they don't share anything except for everything they do share. Hockey and their past and this weird feeling when they look at each other, when they see a version of the other that is long gone, that maybe never existed and the version of themselves they are now at the same time.

If you add 9 and 2 you get 11, a repdigit, there is still some common ground there, they can start again.

But if you continue to add the numbers in 11 you end up with a 2. And suddenly Ryan has disappeared, swallowed up by Will. Giving and giving and giving until there is nothing left of him because that's what he learned to do. To give and take. He's good at taking it, not love or warmth or kindness, but cruelty disguised as love instead.

(Ryan sticking with his BC number, clinging onto the time right before they really did drift, not just forced apart by distance but by growing up to, he doesn't want to grow up, wants to stay in this weird limbo of not quite being Will's but being close enough.

And Will going all the way back to 2, to their childhood. He's trying to run from the past, start new, but at the same time his teeth are still digging into it and his jaw is locked tight, he can't open it or the past will run away)

(+Gabe's numbers in relation to them:

college 34: the three being able to divide both Will's 6 and Ryan's 9; Mediator between the two. I don't know what to make of the 4. Or actually maybe I do. Gabe being the echo of Ryan's past-self. 4 and 4

NHL 94: I mean it's literally a matching 9 with Ryan and the four being double of Will's 2, you will never get away from the two boys you fell in love with in college, they will stick to you and maybe you don't mind at all)

[dilli-wali-gf]

"study like your exam is tomorrow" BUT IT ACTUALLY IS IT IS TMRW WHAT DO I DO NOW *SCREAMS*

[le-new-clawz]

i will explode

SGRB SEASON 2 OR A MOVIE IS BEING WORKED ON!!!!!! :D

(I got this from the sgrb discord, this info is from Mark Andrews insta![the guy who directed the show]) :D

WHAT- RLY?!?! SFJGCGJYFYGGYDKJUGAAI NO WAY- AYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYA-

FINALLY THEY CONFIRM SOMETHING

*CRASHES OUT*

[imjusthereforthecake]

Tis her daughter your honour

[kikikoifish]

Was gonna fill up the whole page but I gave up 💀

These are all sketches from my phone, so yeah they're kinda bad, but I thought I would show you guys some of my really rough sketches! Most of the stuff I post here is nicer/more clean so I dunno 😭😭

(Also yes that is Tighnari I love him so much bbg 💗✨️)