#also chris

[shortyinblue]

The funniest thing that's come from the English version of Ice On My Teeth is people saying what opps does Hongjoong have as if the entire kpop industry hasn't been against Ateez for the last 6 years

[totwototwo]

Not watching s9 if any of these happen

Literally anyone leaves

Anyone but Hen or Chim becomes captain (I love Buck but I can NOT watch him be captain)

Harry or May join the team (I saw a few theory posts about this and they're great, but I can't)

Ravi does not become a main character

Eddie does not get his main character status back (cause literally where tf has his screentime been)

Anyone else dies

Eddie takes the job in El Paso

Buddie doesn't get canon status (at this point, I'll just be offended if it doesn't happen)

Bobby is actually dead (I still have hope he's alive)

Tommy appears (I'm sorry guys he irks me)

[evan-with-storage]

while everybody was talking about this:

I took a look at this:

and yes some of it is funny filler text (or maybe lore important i haven't really watched a starkid before), there are also other things.

some of this is hard to read, so some is not there.

words in [] are maybe but not absolutely sure, --- is something missing, but rest should be good.

READ:

ZOEY CHAMBERS (Henrietta) is humbled beyond words to be part of this groundbreaking production. Zoey has been entertaining audiences for years with her portrayal of badass girl-bosses like Sandy from Grease and Fantine from Les Miserables. Zoey would like to thank her brother, Zack for giving her the acting bug all the way back in third grade! It's ironic that Zack thought he was the actor of the family, but Zoey would go on to completely overshadow him in every way. Sucks to suck, doesn't it, Zachary! Zoey would also like to thank her roommate and fellow cast member Hailey! hailey is perfectly cast in her small and inconsequential part. The role of Marge is so uninteresting and one dimensional that it almost masks Hailey's limited range as an actress, as well as other flaws, such as not being pretty enough to pull off an ingènue. Enjoy the show and be sure to check out Zoey's Only Fans for spicy pics[, JOIs], and other content!

HAILEY DILMORE (Marge) is so lucky to be a part of the best cast in the world! She has no idea how she managed to worm her way into this talented group of ladies. You may recognise Hailey as a Pink Lady from Grease or Disciple #3 from Godspell. Hailey would like to thank her fellow cast member Zoey Chambers. Zoey has been an inspiration, a mentor, and above all a friend. She'd also like to thank her parents and her dog, Walter. Also, she'd like to apologize to the cast once again for blowing up the bathroom ----- ---- --- during rehearsals. ----- ----- ----- ----- made it stink so bad that everyone had to cross the street to use the one in Bank of America. She really doesn't know what's happening to her bowels. She is goint to the doctor after the show closes to get everything sorted out. Enjoy the show!

RUTH FLEMING (Secretary #4) is a fucking ----- for her acting -----! This is the best thing that's ever happened to him, I mean, her. Ruth [did] the [lights] for the school's shitty production of The Barbeque Monologues and was the Assistant Stage Manager for The Wizard of Oz… it sucked. She got bullied and excluded by the whole cast even though her job is just as important as theirs. More important, actually! Being in the cast is way better. They don't have to think of an excuse to barge into the dressing rooms. You can just walk right in! Everybody takes off their shirts and ------------------ ------------------ she's ----------. Anyway, Ruth doesn't wanna thank anybody because nobody did anything for her.

CASSANDRA KING (Eve) is [thrilled] to be present with you fellow ------- in these fleeting moments. Everything has transpired exactly as the lights in the sky foretold. Cassie had never been a believer in prophecy or the ethereal [spaces between]… but she -----------------. She no longer fears the visions, or the -------- come with their descent. Pain is the price of knowledge. Pain is the language that [unites]. the [children] of Az----- no matter which ---------- they may --------- from. Cassie wants to seee what lies at the end of the ---- ---. She's ready for the [face of the] --- screaming in the dark. How did she find herself -----? The lights [gave her] ------. And so she ---- for [guidance]. Cassie would like to thank her boyfriend, Chris.

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Heisenberg: I was not that drunk last night

Mia: you were flirting with Ethan

Heisenberg: So what? We're dating.

Mia: you asked him if he was single

Heisenberg:

Mia: and then you cried when he said he wasn't

[fonulyn]

Has Leon ever fallen asleep on Piers shoulder after they had a mission together?

oh my i am glad you asked 8)

--

It was nothing new that Leon was thrown out on a mission that lasted days, giving him no chance to get any rest in between until he was functioning mainly on adrenaline and sheer determination. At least this time the BSAA had sent in troops, too, and the last twelve hours of the mission Leon had had an actual team to work with. 

Despite that, when they finally got into the evac helicopter, Leon felt like he was about to pass out on the spot. He swayed a little, blinking to focus so he would stay sitting upright, but it took all of his remaining strength to manage. 

Then there was a shoulder bumping against his own, and when he turned his head the first thing he saw was the small smile Piers gave him. “You okay?” Piers asked, voice low to create an illusion of privacy. There were three other people in there with them, Chris among them, so there was no way anything would truly be private though.

So instead of burying his face into Piers’ neck and clutching him like his life depended on it, like he really wanted to do, Leon forced himself to only return the smile and nod. “I will be.” He allowed himself the luxury of shifting a little closer, leaning heavily against Piers, as that level of closeness wouldn’t be suspicious, right?

Yet Leon had underestimated how tired he was, and before he even had the chance to try to fight it his eyes began slipping shut, his struggle for consciousness futile. Maybe it was the fact that he felt safe for the first time in days, or maybe he’d just been stretched too thin to function. Within seconds he was leaning heavily onto Piers’ shoulder, fast asleep. 

Piers kept watching him for a moment, unable to hold back the fond smile. He only shifted a little trying not to wake Leon up, knowing that the sleep was direly needed. 

“So,” Chris spoke up, catching Piers’ attention. “How long has this been going on?“ He arched an eyebrow, giving the two of them a meaningful look. 

A little nervously Piers glanced around, but to his relief everyone else seemed to be asleep, leaving only Chris and him. “A while,” he said vaguely, unsure of how much Leon would want him to share. He probably wouldn’t mind that Chris knew, but Piers would rather make sure than speak too much. “Do you... is it a problem?”

Chris huffed, almost a laugh, and gave an eyeroll. “No.” He nodded towards Leon. “He’s going to hurt his neck like that though.”

Relieved, Piers leaned back and turned his shoulders, shifting in his seat so that he could sneak an arm around Leon, to hold him more comfortably in his arms. All Leon did was snuffle a little, tilt his head until it was resting in the crook of Piers’ neck, still fast asleep. But even in his sleep he sighed a little, obviously content. 

Chris looked almost impressed. 

There were no more words exchanged though so Piers tilted his head back and closed his eyes, thinking he could as well get a moment of rest. Slowly he kept stroking Leon’s side with his thumb, enjoyed feeling the slow breaths Leon took and the weight of him right there against him. This was good. More than good. 

[deadseeing]

“A petition to stop Thomas at all costs.” 

[bowldeepfannish]

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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Victor Nikiforov's Mother, Phichit Chulanont, Christophe Giacometti, Yuri Plisetsky, Lee Seung Gil, Leo de la Iglesia, Ji Guang-Hong, Mila Babicheva, Sara Crispino, Yakov Feltsman, Lilia Baranovskaya, Okukawa Minako Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Space, Star Trek AU, Starfleet, Starfleet Academy, Outer Space, Getting Together, Friends to Lovers, Light Angst, Friendship, Families of Choice, Badass Katsuki Yuuri, Pining, Oblivious Katsuki Yuuri, Action/Adventure, Adventure, Romance, Slow Burn Series: Part 1 of Zero Gravity 'verse Summary:

“Yuuri!” Viktor calls. “I’ve come to rescue you!” Yuuri stares at him blankly. He gestures to the various unconscious space pirates with his recently discharged phaser. “Oh, Captain,” he deadpans. “Save me.”

 Or:

A year in the life of badass science officer Yuuri Katsuki, Captain Viktor “Team Mom” Nikiforov, and simultaneously the best crew and worst crew in Starfleet history. (No prior Star Trek knowledge needed! It’s a loose AU!)

Bookmarker’s Note: the Star Trek cum Star Wars and other sci-fi franchises' assorted Easter eggs YOI  AU that you didn't know you needed! Ahah. The BAMF!Katsuki Sass & Obliviousness is strong with this one too.   Really cute and amusing, plus the writing is sprinkled with delicious deadpan humour moments.

@jenroses @utlaginn @omgkatsudonplease @mhalachai  it’s a cute and  funny - slightly on the crack side -  AU with a lot of Easter eggs to enjoy. No space seals (yet?), sorry. But there is a sea-folk character that is tied to Vic&Yuuri and is rather important...

[heykav]

The world's greatest meat drummers have finally retired | I Just Wanna Grill for God's Sake Image Details Uploaded Nov 18, 2020 at 01:28PM EST Notes I'm happy for their long and successful career and their great friendship that grew with it.