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Bonnie: So, Rick... is it true that you wear makeup sometimes?
Rick: I... I dunno what you're talking about.
Bonnie: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in my room last week?
Rick: I was out of eyeliner, okay?!
(beat, he freezes in shock before Bonnie bursts out laughing, turning the camera to herself)
Bonnie: You heard it here first, folks: Rick Taylor wears eyeliner!
(cue overlapping arguing)
Bonnie: Dude, if you wanted any, you could've just asked-!
Rick: I didn't want to embarrass myself!
Bonnie: Come on, you do that anyway-
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Jen: (speaking like a nature documentary narrator) Today, Bonnie attempts to get up close and personal with a real live geek in its natural habitat.
(the camera pans over and zooms in on Rick, having a conversation about nerdy stuff with Bonnie)
Jen: I don't know how she's able to communicate with it, but science always finds a way...
(Bonnie turns and notices the camera, then points it out to Rick, who briefly looks confused before smiling and waving)
Jen: Yeah, it's an ugly one, isn't it?
Bonnie: Wait- are you doing that nature documentary thing again-?
(she laughs while Rick glares at the camera)
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Rick: Funny story: Bonnie here once got so upset about seeing a rat in her room that she threw up. Then we had to catch it and clean up the vomit afterwards!
Bonnie: (unamused) Funny story: Rick here once punched a haunted house actor right in the face.
Rick: It was an accident, alright?! He startled me, and you know how much I hate clowns!
Bonnie: Yeah, but punching a dude in the face because he was wearing a scary clown costume is taking it a little too far, man.
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Bonnie: (zooming in on Rick and Jen sitting together and holding hands) Hey, Rick! How does holding hands with a girl who isn't your mom feel?
(Jen laughs while Rick angrily flips off Bonnie with his free hand)
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Bonnie: So... do you think there really are monsters in this place? And that... that Dr. West guy created them?
Jen: Come on - you know those are just rumors.
Bonnie: Yeah, but if some Frankenstein-looking bastard shows up, I'll be the one having the last laugh here.
Rick: Um- actually, the creature wasn't-
Bonnie: "-Wasn't called 'Frankenstein', that was just the name of the guy who made him! Look at me, I'm Rick Taylor! I'm so smart!"
Rick: ...Okay, that last part was unnecessary.
Bonnie: Shut up, doofus - I was just kidding.
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(The camera lays on its side, slightly damaged, as Bonnie frantically talks to a severely-injured Rick)
Bonnie: No, nonononono- stay with me, Rick! Don't die, please! Ugh- God, why'd you have to be so stupid...?!
Rick: (weakly) I had to, Bonnie. I couldn't let those things just take her away like that...
Terror Mask: Gee, what a sad situation you're in here.
(they both pause, confused)
Bonnie: W... Who was that...?
Terror Mask: Nobody, really - just an ancient artifact who was sleeping on a corpse's face until your little friend there woke me up.
(Bonnie glances around, searching for the source of the voice)
Terror Mask: (whistles) Down here, lady! ...What, never seen a talking mask before? Well, now you have.
Bonnie: W... What do you want?
Terror Mask: Oh, the usual: faith and trust and all that jazz.
Bonnie: Why should I trust you?
Terror Mask: Because without me, you're both fucked.
(Bonnie stares in shocked silence)
Terror Mask: ...So what's it gonna be, missy? Are you gonna put me on that poor little bastard's face, or are you just gonna sit there and watch him die?
(Hesitantly, Bonnie reaches out and picks it up)
Terror Mask: Ooh, you've got some real nice hands. Wish I had some of my own! (laughs)
(She glances away, uncomfortable)
Terror Mask: Alright, I'll quit fuckin' around now - hurry up and put me on him so I can put his guts back where they belong!
Bonnie: Okay...
(giving Rick one last nervous glance, she does so)
Terror Mask: Ahh, there we go! I haven't done this in a long time, heheh... you might wanna stand back, by the way. It ain't gonna look pretty, and it sure as hell won't sound pretty, either.
Bonnie: ...What do you mea-?
(Rick suddenly screams in pain, startling her - and his transformation is shown through glitchy jump cuts while Bonnie reacts in horror, with the recording finally ending afterwards)
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