#antipope

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Facts about the anti pope

It is a misconception that the antipope is an opposing force to the pope that will annihilate both should they ever touch. Rather it is the small appetizer such as a bishop or cardinal that you eat before devouring a pope.

[howisthepope]

in the unlikely event we also get an antipope, I could just post 'anti' and I think that's beautiful

[victusinveritas]

There's been more than one antipope in recent memory...it didn't just start in a Chicago school.

By the way, this might be the first time we've had both a Chicago Pope and Chicago Antipope. So there's that. I wrote all of this before the election of Leo XIV, but it still holds as true as I could make it. Most of my sources, as you'll note, are just Wikipedia pieces or direct links to sites.

Once upon a time (until his death in 2022), there was Pope Michael I of...Kansas.

A more serious look at his...Papacy (three followers plus his parents and maybe some Ultra Trad Sedevacantists on Tradcath Twitter).

And there was Gregory XVII

And Clement XV, his predecessor...in a small Sedevacantist cult known as the Apostles of Infinite Love in Quebec.

Greg 17 definitely carried on one tradition some popes indulged or covered up in...yeah, you guessed it...he was a rapist.

Wait, there's another Gregory XVII! But this one was Spanish. And also a rapist--running a cult church in Spain makes you a shoe-in for that sorta thing...c'mon...

You're telling me this guy (I'm pretty sure he was alive in the middle photo)... wasn't a sex pest of some sort (he definitely was).

He was blind, so...don't let lack of sight stop you from having a vision.

Unless that vision is to become Pope Greg so that you can abuse your self-appointed position of power to rape people and steal hand over fist from your cultists. Then maybe dream a little less antipapal and definitely less rapey. At least less rapey. Honestly if you want to become Antipope Gregory XXX Xander Cage, that's...fine. But you better drive the AntiPopemobile off a bridge and jump out with a cool parachute. Doing that while blind would be really impressive, like, I'd join your church because surviving that shit shows divine favor.

There was also a movie made making fun of him while he was Pope. Since it was made in Spain in 1986, I'm sure some of the humor might not be the most PC, but goddamn Spain, you just went for the throat like it was 1936 again. Good for you. Way to learn from years of Francoism, inquisitions, and Every Other Damn Thing the Church has put you through. I mean, you're not taking swings at the Big Guy in Rome, but a lot of your population is still Catholic and like Super Vocal about stuff so, hit where you can.

Following his death in 2005, the day after, like his liver wasn't even cold yet, Antipope Peter II (Manuel Alonso Corral), his successor, canonised him as a Catholic saint in the Palmarian Catholic Church as "Pope St. Gregory XVII the Very Great". So take that just Pope Saint Gregory the Great and all the other Saints Greg out there. They got you beat.

At least the Palmarians have a fancy (if a little tacky, but they might be compensating for their complete lack of legitimacy) antipapal cathedral-basilica. Peter II's successor , Gregory XVIII, was shunned by the Palmarians when he...stepped down as Pope, recanted his entire cult, and rejoined Rome as a layman, probably the only sensible guy in the bunch, just looking around and going, "Nah, we're not like serious with this, are we, guys? Like I saw the movie about the last Greg and it was pretty funny." Don't worry, you can still go there and high five Pope Peter III.

Just be sure to wash your hands after. Look at those creepy Swiss eyes. He's looking at the photographer like he just got caught with a whole bus full of nuns and nothing under his cassock.

Back to America, land of the impressive number of tiny dueling antipopes...

And of course there's the True Catholic Church (yeah, they didn't even try with that one) led by Pope Pius XIII and led from his See in...a chapel in Kalispell, Montana. I'm pretty sure that he was the one and only Pope of the True Catholic Church, but there might be someone in Montana wearing his hat and pimp ring.

I'm not going to get into the SSPX (Society of Saint Pius X) because I want to keep this light (lighter, anyway minus all the cults, rapes, and that sorta thing). Loosely put, they're a bunch of fucking mostly-French nerd-assed schismatics.

Like look at this Tradcath fucker. Just such a fucking loser.

[r2x2]

The Trump administration did a Protestant-only Good Friday service. Now they're threatening the Vatican with military violence.

They were always going to turn on other sects of Christianity, even the conservative ones.

[meowmeowgrrrl123]

The other day I said that Brokenstar was basically just a cat antipope

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De Salses a Guardamar i de Fraga a l’Alguer: les comarques de parla catalana una a una. 53/88: el Baix Maestrat (Castelló, Valencian Country).

Baix Maestrat is a coastal shire in the north of the Valencian Country. Its capital city is Vinaròs.

Its most recognisable landscape is Peníscola, a city built on a headland over the sea. It’s surrounded by a Medieval wall and has a castle built by the Templar Knights between 1294 and 1307. From 1415 to 1423, the pope Benedict XIII, the last of the Avignon antipopes (popes who had separated from Rome and set the seat of Catholicism first in Avignon) lived here until the end of his life.

Photos by comunitat_valenciana, un país para recorrérselo, turisme vinaròs, turismo_alcossebre, Marc Prades, comunitatvalenciana.com.

[mbharestuff]

I am the world's first transgender occultist pope. Love wins.

[keevabobeeva]

Is this the cycle where we finally get a new anti pope? Nothing to do but hope