#awkward kid

[exitdose]

It’s summer 2013. You’re 11. Your grandma just passed away. Your family send you upstairs to play on the computer while they arrange the funeral. You watch the short-lived children’s satirical series DNN on iplayer. They have Lucy Spraggan on as a guest. She sings Lighthouse. You instantly become a lesbian. This is really bad timing.

[srcbias]

When the conversation is dry

[gibsalad]

awkward

[personalgrowthsontheway]

“You’ve learn with years to contain yourself, hold your breath to be sure no one can hear you. You have wished so many times to disappear. And like that you’ve come to a point where you’re surprised when someone memorize your name. But kid you have an ocean of thoughts to share, an infinity of things to learn from others. Talk loud and clear, be confident, be powerful, be fearless.”

- Noéline @personalgrowthsontheway

[localvillagecat]

fledgling!simon being awkward and pushing on a pull door, but now that he has super strength he can’t really control so he accidentally breaks the door down

[erk1]

I feel like I creep people out a lot. I hear things and then I get curious and look out the window and WOOPDY doo, THATS A PERSON! And they saw me as I was about to close the blinds and now I’m anxious they’ll think I’m a creepy stalker if I close the blinds, fuck. So I guess I should stare at them until they’re far out of sight because that will make them feel better, I'm sure, that’s 100% what will happen, they totally won’t think I’m more creepy. Nope, that’s not what will happen.

The moral of this story if you ever see someone that looks like this fucker, this one right below

Staring at you through a window and they won’t look away and they don’t just roll the blinds up, don’t be anxious, because I’m just very awkward. Unless it’s 40 years after I made this post, because by the time I’m supposed to be around 50 something I will have died from diabetes because im one fatass mf and thats 100% a ghost and I’m definitely haunting your ass specifically for whatever reason, maybe you accidentally gave me bad coffee once in your life and I don’t have anything else to haunt other people over so I chose you? 🤔 and you should check your windows, in your closets, and under your bed, in your air vents, for my dead ass. Because fuck you I hate coffee and you gave me bad coffee? That’s even worse than coffee!

[eniruok]

I hate being on hold cause I spend the first 20 minutes rehearsing and mentally preparing myself for what I’m gonna say and then the next 2 hours astral projecting and then they're like "HELLO?" and my soul gets sucked down from fucking jupter and im like WHAT WHO THE FUCK WHAT WHATS HAPPENING WHERE AM I WHAT DO YOU WANT???????????

[mysticalchristmasboy-blog]

Cut my hair yesterday! Next step: Dying it white!!!! Mystical Christmas Boy, here I come!!!!!!!!