#bamf alfred

[frownyalfred]

“Alfred is a sarcastic butler AND he hunts down people with a shotgun?” yeah. you actually can’t spell sassy without SAS.

[rosejubilee113]

When he blinks his vision clear again, a frighteningly vicious-looking Alfred is standing above the unmoving form of the Emperor with Tim’s spare IV pole still hefted, weighted metal base raised high and menacing. Something red drips from the chrome.

“Quite all right, Master Tim?” Alfred asks, something dark slipping back behind his eyes until he’s every bit as unruffled and kind as ever, giving Tim a careful once-over. 

Tim nods, not yet able to speak. 

“Excellent,” Alfred says, benign elocution smooth as butter, reaching over to press the nurses’ call button, and fiddles with his sleeve, undoubtedly summoning a very different kind of assistance, before moving directly next to Tim in a way that seems to eagerly invite anyone who values their life cheaply to attempt to remove him from position.

From Puzzles Made of Broken Glass by thatcuriouscat on AO3

A wonderful Tiny Timmy long-fic in which little Tim Drake sets out to save his parents and accidentally gives every bat-vigilante nearby multiple heart-attacks and gray hairs.

Alfred was unavailable for much of the fic, so I especially enjoyed this moment when he protects a hospitalized Tim from one of the big-bads.

[clickingecko]

An AU I came up with while having emotions:

Jason has died recently. Bruce is a grieving man child. He visits the grave every day, often multiple times. Tim comes into his life and Bruce is healing a little each week. But Alfred is grieving also, and he is not a man to be trifled with.

Bruce notices the grave is disturbed, because of course he does. He hits the town, hard. He finds his beloved son, just wandering the streets. Bruce explains everything, and Jason is thoroughly confused but goes with it. Bruce brings him home. Tim is ecstatic (that's his hero) and Alfred is ugly crying, (you're being ridiculous Master Bruce, I would never) but Alfred never forgets the pain.

It's later. Brucie Wayne has a gala to show that his son is back and not actually dead. Jason's memories are coming back in bits and pieces, and he knows how this all is going down. Everyone is just doing their thing when ...

BAM

The Joker shows up. Bruce immediately puts Jason and Tim behind him. Joker starts monologuing and cackling. He's just waiting for Batman to show up. He doesn't realize what, or who, is behind him until it's too late.

BANG

The gala goes silent. The Joker is dead. Standing over his corpse, smoking shotgun in hand, is Alfred Pennyworth. The police eventually arrive and take Alfred in for questioning (he did just kill a man). All he has to say is, "I've lost too much to that man. I will lose no more."

He is released with minimal complications because everyone is relieved the bastard is dead. Gotham City had not known this peace in years. Life is good.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Things I think about entirely too much:

If Alfred is a Kingsman... doesn't that make him filthy rich as well? After all, every single one of the Kingsman Agents prior to Eggsy (and Eggsy's father) were all people who came from well-moneyed backgrounds. Does that mean that Alfred is also one of those people?

Not entirely sure why, but now I’m imagining Thomas Wayne’s mom having been a Kingsman or something and when she passes Alfred comes to Gotham to look out for her son and his new little family. And then stays because, you know. Death and the origins of Batman and all that.

[idunnodudeijustwokeup]

The only reason there is still villains in Gotham is because Alfred didn’t put on a costume and destroy their ass.

If he wanted to he could end it all in like three hours. But when the only therapy his kid goes to is dropkicking a clown while dressed up as a bat what can you do 🤷‍♀️

[cissathebookworm]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jonathan "Pa" Kent/Martha Kent, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Martha Kent, Alfred Pennyworth, Jonathan "Pa" Kent, Original Female Character(s), Mable the Border Collie, Henry the Rooster Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is a Talon, Romance, Fluff, Mentions of Murder, no beta we die like jason todd Series: Part 8 of fly, robin, fly (up to the sky) Summary:

Dick and Bruce join Clark in Smallville for the annual Fall Festival. Romance is in the air and Martha is a meddler while Dick is an enabler. Jonathan just loves his family.

[batfamficfind]

Do you have any fanfics where it’s about Alfred but he has to go on a mission kind of like how he did in the show Pennyworth but as and old guy and the batfam realize that they don’t know anything about him or how he’s more badass than even cass???

So I don't know any that match your descriptions exactly but I do have a few where Alfred is pretty badass, I think

Star Baker by SapphoIsBurning Alfred competes in a Baking show and helps get rid of a ghost all on the same day

Oh My-  by incogneat_oh Someone attempted to carjack Alfred but it’s okay, he took care of it

Old Blood by lurkinglurkerwholurks Someone thought it'd be a good idea to kidnap Wayne's aged butler. It was not, in fact, a good idea Alfred is God by Seito Yj Cartoon Universe; Each member of the team gets to learn why Alfred is awesome, whether they want it or not. Alfred is the best there is. Young and a Menace by starknjarvis Alfred is de-aged to his MI-5 days and sorta freaks the batfam out Followers, please feel free to add on!

[kandelia-mangrove]

AU where Alfred kills the joker after Jason’s death.