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smokescreen, texting: why aren’t we sitting together?

optimus, texting back: dear smokescreen, this is the safety protocol. we are less suspicious traveling as individuals. sincerely, optimus prime

smokescreen: you don’t need to sign texts

optimus: dear smokescreen, suggestion noted. sincerely, optimus prime

Batman: I don’t believe you Harley, you can’t be trusted

Harley: oh come on batsy, if I was gonna do something bad, would I bring along gotham’s two best detectives

Robin: aww you think we’re the best detectives

Batman: flattery won’t work on us

Robin: that’s so sweet- huh? wha?

Akutagawa: Can he... stop doing that weird thing with his face?

Kunikida: [looking at Atsushi] Crying?

“Didn't work. Thank you. Did not work.”

optimus: are you in my ceiling, miko?

miko, muffled through the ceiling: no

wheeljack: night shift’s been keeping you and optimus apart. you two just need to bone

ratchet: what did you just say?

bulkhead: don’t say it again

wheeljack: i said you two just need to bone

bulkhead: oh no

ratchet: hhhhhhow dare you wheeljack I AM YOUR CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER

ratchet, five minutes later: BONE?!?!

ratchet, ten minutes later: what happens in my berthroom is NONE of your business, wheeljack

ratchet, twenty one minutes later: BONE?!?!

ratchet, forty minutes later: don’t EVER speak to me like that again

starscream: i guess i’m your new best friend, santiago. emphasis on “iago” you backstabber

knock out: i’m surprised you’ve read othello

starscream: othello? no way. i was talking about the evil parrot from aladdin

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