Welcome to my house! As you can there are many chairs on the floor because I get so tilted at the towers...
This isn't really tilted or a tower
Well, you see, it's a Gamer Pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's ok!
I'd like to be in the friendzone! I'd like friends!
It's not as pleasant as it seems! They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I was...more than...just an accessory to these women. But unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect
Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect ME!
That just makes you a beta cuck. That's the difference between you and I, Silver The Hedgehog! I'm an...I'm an Alpha Gamer! Anyway, where...where we droppin' boys?