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NEVER KILL YOURSELF SUPERMAN IS GOOFY AGAIN HE’S NICE TO CHILDREN HE’S CORNY AND HOPEFUL AND GOOD WE ARE SO BACK

#Deadass started crying in the theatre it was so good #superman as a symbol of resistance got me so bad #EDGY SUPERMAN IS DEAD FUCKING FINALLY #top 10 comic book movie for me it was so good #beats out any of the recent MCU projects by a LANDSLIDE #and it was anti Israel we are WINNING #cains rambles #dc #dc comics #superman #superman 2025 #superman movie #James Gunn #Clark Kent #DCU #Dc movies #comics

I already did one of these in the past but 🌻

I think I'm going to redesign Magolor and add some stuff to Nova.

I've had some ideas but they're finally cohesive enough that I'm gonna do it

#ask #ask meme #cains rambles

Was reading DC Comics Introduces Green Lantern and at first I thought this was Barry until I remembered he was still dead and honestly the idea of Wally being “Yeah I’ll support my uncles unethical business practices who cares” and buying a ring not giving a single fuck is INFINITELY funnier. Truly Hal’s ride or die he does not care.

#Barry would be rolling over in his speedforce grave #honestly this is even funnier when you remember Wally was a green lantern at one point and Barry fucking hated it #Hal and Wally are probably one of my favourite duos they really dont gaf #dc #dc comics #cains rambles #wally west #hal jordan #the flash #green lantern #comics

Every single fucking day I open the Hal Jordan tag to see the fanon Batfam side of tumblr demean and mischaracterise him so thoroughly just to make a straw man out of him to bully because apparently the man who has intergalactic authority over Bruce shits his balls around the man. Y’know, the man without fear, as he’s famously known as. Everyday I pray they open a comic.

#the day people realise Hal is just as competent as Bruce is the day I rest easy this man handles INTERGALATIC POLITICS he does not #gaf what Bruce thinks of him #thats like the main reason they fight #Hal questions and disrespects Bruce and Bruce HATES it #well depends what comic you read but thats the baseline of their relationship #please STOP TAGGING HAL I BEG #Hal is goofy sometimes but he’s not stupid people PLEASE #I’d say to go bully Guy but even he doesnt deserve the disrespect Hal gets #sometimes I’m tempted to just spam the image of Hal punching bruce on those tags #hal jordan #green lantern #DC #Dc comics #does that even count at this point their garbage is just hallucinations #I dont even care for the mischaracterisations just KEEP IT OUT OUR TAGS #anti batfam #cains rambles #I HAVE MY CREDENTIALS I READ BATMAN COMICS #the damage the animated movies did is irreparable #Hal always getting the worst adaptations

This chart but with my favourite core JLA members dont @ me

The way Alan always defended Hal during his tenure as the Spectre makes me emotional in a way that I cant describe. Alan always, always fought back against anyone who saw Hal as being irredeemable or potentially dangerous because he wholeheartedly believed that at Hal’s core, he was a good man and that Hal’s wish to be good would prevail beyond anything else. Alan’s sincere faith in Hal being able to do good even after he did something so monstrous is probably half the reason Hal was able to become the Spirit of Redemption because Alan was the first person to believe in Hal’s redemption.

Alan may have never had faith in God’s ability to redeem but he sure as hell had unwavering faith in Hal’s ability to redeem himself.

#a core part of their relationship is their faith in each other and it genuinely makes me so fucking sad #even Hal’s closest friends couldnt see him being able to change but Alan ALWAYS did #his belief in Hal never wavered and it just #makes me FEEL THINGS #he may have been a hardass on Hal at times but he genuinely loved Hal so much #THEY MAKE ME SAAAD #cains rambles #dc #DC comics #green lantern #Hal Jordan #Alan Scott

DC needs to make Hal a dad again not this “Hal has a soft spot for children :))” nonsense make him a MOTHER bring back his and Kyle’s parallels with Hal and his Dad, him being Helens mom/dad, being Wally and Roy and aqua lads (??) uncle, Kyle wishing Hal was his dad, his nieces and nephews liking him more than their parents (lowkey), Hal calling Kyle son. He is a MOTHER and a FATHER and an UNCLE DC CAN YOU HEAR ME

#Everyday I think about his and Kyle’s relationship #it genuinely makes me sick I miss them so much #Geoff johns had the right idea with his random ass parallels that made Kyle his kid #Hal needs to parent again #Grant Morrison had the right idea with those fuckass alien bird things #Dc #dc comics #green lantern #hal jordan #cains rambles

Hero number 57 who saves birds from electrical wiring and cures cancer and who has never even looked at a woman wrong: Hello significantly younger female character of which I hold no strong feelings towards and have mentioned multiple times that I see as a family-adjacent individual due to the familial nature of our relationship.

Comic book writer about to destroy 50 years of character work because they got hard at the idea of kissing a 16 year old:

#if you know my blog you know EXACTLY who im on about but this has literally happened to so many comic book heros #can male comic writers just be banned from writing their fetishes into comics i cant do it anymore #character reputations #RUINED #comics #DC comics #textpost #comic writers #Hal Jordan #Bruce wayne #barbara gordon #honestly i know nothing about marvel comics but it's probably happened atleast once so ill throw my hat in there too #marvel #steve englehart you KNOW what you did to my goat #cains rambles #DC #DCU

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