#captain inej

[yourluckyrock]

brb gonna go listen to the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack and daydream about Inej on her pirate ship

[yikestripes]

i was at the gym today and i have a whole routine with the playlists that i made for each of the crows (driving there and warming up is jesper, strength training is kaz, cooldown/stretching is inej or nina OR inej AND nina)

how this came to mind, ill never know. but while i was listening to inej and nina's playlist and stretching i came up with this (not so far off yet still somewhat) crazy headcanon

imagine kaz having a secret smoking vice and inej catches him one day (bc the crows think the reason he smells like smoke or smokey is bc of being in the crow club all the time or bc of his smelling like gunpowder and stuff) but inej sneaks up on him and he’s smoking outside the slat and she’s like KAZ BREKKER WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING except she doesnt yell so she’s just shaming him in her quiet lil way and he begrudgingly puts it out and is like fine whatever but tries to be more discreet about it but now that inej is onto him she keeps catching him and eventually he breaks and is like “my voice is already ruined and my body is already fucked up. what is a little more harm” and she shames him really intensely like “well some people want you to live, believe it or not, kaz” and that’s what gets him to stop

and of course he is SO cranky about it and extra irritable and wylan and inej had to work VERY hard to not allow jesper to try bc they knew it would be over if he did

[jeremysknoxes]

me when reading about kaz at the start of soc: crime lord, makes my self confidence low because he is literally running a gambling parlour and he's not old enough to vote, smart, scary

me at the end of crooked kingdom : haha simp

[gay-fae13]

Soc headcanon:

On her travels hunting slavers Inej finds Kaz hats and sends them to him with a note reading “My darling Kaz, treasure of my heart, I have the honour of acquiring you a new hat” gjsntksntsjwb

[sixofgrishas]

Kaz and Inej as lyrics and quotes:

feeling like making myself sad so I’ll probably make a helnik one lmao

[anythingandeverythings]

The Crows passwords probably

Mattias: Nina

Nina: waffles

Inej: sankta alina

Kaz: brickbybrick

Wylan: 10-5-19-16-5-18

Jesper: wyvil

[thenilofernoorulain]

The Crow Residence

Inej: (in Fjerdan) What's the best place in Ketterdam for a date?

Nina: There's this Waffle place that I really- why are you looking at Kaz like that and why do you sound like THAT

Inej: I'm pretending to be angry at Kaz and I want him to think that-

Nina: You're talking shit about him? This is interesting.

Other side of the dining room

Jesper: What's going on?

Kaz: I don't know but I think I'm in trouble

Wylan: *holding back laughter* Oh you ARE in trouble

Matthias: BIG trouble

[andykilldragons]