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[yikestripes]

Masterlist!

Created: October 8th, 2019

Last Updated: December 8th, 2022

Total works: 49

IT (2017, 2019)

Bill Denbrough

School’s out for Summer

Dancing in the Dark

It’s Always Been You

Same Old

Dragon’s Lair

Richie Tozier

Homecoming

Insecurity

Turning Tables

Four Eyes

Complete

Stanley Uris

Just believe

Losers Club

Once

Losers Club Headcanons

The Losers As Things My Best Friend Has Said To Me

Dating Richie Tozier

Newsies

Racetrack Higgins

The Rooftop

Going out in the snow with Racetrack

Pretending to be a boy Newsie (Part 1)

Getting sick of Racetrack’s flirting

Racetrack being an amazing boyfriend

Heavy Bleeding

Nervous

Asshole

Jealousy

Protective

Argumentative

Sick

Dropping in

Pretending to be a Boy Newsie (Part 2)

Elmer

Teacher Teacher

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

For the First Time

Self Care Sunday

Takeoff

Satisfying

The Curator - Part 1 

You Saved Me

Good Morning, Sunshine

It’s On

The Bride of Dorkenstein

High Heels, Red Dress

I Just Wanna Be Close to You

Across the Bar

Under the Mistletoe

Aaron Hotchner

Mile High Club

Masquerade

Dirty Little Secret

The Maze Runner

Newt

Lighten Up

Newt X OC - Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three

West Side Story (2021)

Riff

Green Green Dress - Part 1

Green Green Dress - Part 2

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[papayajuan2019]

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

(Sometime post-RoW)

Kaz, crying and shouting at Inej: I’m the happiest I’ve ever been, and I blame you!!

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Meanwhile Inej is just sitting there like 😌

[colins-bridgerton]

kate's 365 days of ships:

day 63: wylan van eck & jesper fahey shadow & bone

[13agota]

Small kanej detour for a beautifully done wesper edit ✨

[yikestripes]

every few months to few years i forget how good the harry potter soundtrack is and then i happen across it in a playlist and i’m like fuck it’s hitting so good

harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2 was my favorite in case anyone was wondering

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Stab a politician day!!!!

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[wizardshark]

I am the only survivor on this post REBLOG FOR HAPPINESS IN LATE MARCH AND TO SURVIVE THE MARCH OF TIME!!!!

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[lemonsharks]

Please money marge, send me a job callback

[yikestripes]

pls make it easier to save money

[konoko]

[scary-ivy]

[cheddar-baby]

No. 14 (White and Greens on Blue), Mark Rothko, 1998, Oil on Canvas, 90.2 × 69.9 cm

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[brydeswhale]

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

[watcherscrown]

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

[mebbrrr]

every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

[mebbrrr]

mfs are legit assuming that their friend isnt texting first because of how little they care abt their friendship when in reality they literally just dont know ur upset and didnt realize there was a problem in the first place. just talk to ur friends its not that hard and if they’re a bitch just tell them to kick rocks

[imyourbadjew]

also - if you’re the one who always instigates meetups and conversations, then congrats! You’re the group organiser and probably at the center of this web of relationships. And your friends probably really appreciate you for it! You’re pretty much a mini community leader. That’s pretty great!

[dasiesanddarkness]

save me wesper first date fics where jesper wears something very flattering and borderline scandalous and wylan wears like a sweater vest and khakis and wylan is freaking out because jesper looks hot asf and jesper is freaking out because wylan looks adorable and also hot asf but they're both self conscious about their outfits even though the other is obsessed with it. save me.

[freshmoviequotes]

Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (1975)

[geekgirl531]

“I will have you without your armor, Kaz Brekker, or I will not have you at all.”

Is Inej better than Kaz? Undeniably. Is she too good for Kaz? Probably. Even Kaz says so himself, saying that Inej is “lovely and brave and better than he deserved.”

But that’s not the part that matters. Because with the same breath, he refers to himself, saying that he’s “not so broken that he couldn’t pull himself together into some semblance of a man for her.”

That one line is what sets the Bastard of The Barrel apart from the pick me boys and the lazy bums. That one line makes Kanej the peak of romance. Because maybe he’s not good enough for her. But he’ll be damned if he doesn’t try.

And at the end of Crooked Kingdom, what do we see? Kaz Brekker, holding his Wraith, devoid of armor. Because maybe he’s isn’t good enough. But for her, he will be.

[po1sonous-l0ve]

Inej, playing a video game: How do I play?

*Inej has drawn first blood!*

*Inej is on a killing spree!*

*Inej is on a rampage!*

*Inej is unstoppable!*

*Inej is dominating!*

*Inej is godlike!*

Inej: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

[yikestripes]

i might have to add the "songs that embody this character/character relationship" to my pinned masterlist

anyway here's wonderwall

jk it's actually "all the stars in texas" by ludo

i was listening to it the other day and it feels like jesper and wylan, especially with the reference to bank slips, jesper would ABSOLUTELY refer to wylan as "pretty thing"

im pretty sure the song is supposed to be a bonnie and clyde situation but im not totally sure. but tell me this does n OT give wesper energy I DARE YOU

"Small minds, blank eyes, big ol' bank slips I'll take big boy, he'll clean those drawers good I'll get that safe while you start the car, pretty thing Gimme a kiss and keep your foot on the gas, now, 'cause"

"All these people understand Is a gun in their face or the cash in their hand I wanna take you home and start a family, yeah But all the stars in Texas ain't got nothin' on your eyes When you say, "Let's hit 'em one more time""