#cursed thots

[supervillain-smut]

Always been an ass or waist person, and while Ocelot has a fine af waist...

I mean, COME ON! HE'S GIVING ME THE MOST PERFECT WINDOW!! I CAN PRACTICALLY READ "YOUR FACE HERE" ON IT!!!!

[bite-me-didyme]

Hear me out - twilight AU where Bella moves to West Virginia

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"I know what you are ..."

"Say it! Say it out loud!"

"Mothman."

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About three things I was positive. First, Edward was a cryptid. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how potent that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably a monsterfucker.

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Bonus:

[bbwithaknife]

Aghjfg father Paul terrified me towards the end (like his blind faith about the 'Angel' while everything was going to shit was scurry) but prior to the last episode I wanted to make him chicken noodle soup and peg him six days till Sunday Mass ahaha amiright ladies?????

Mans had spaghetti brains and from a catholic stand point I get why he did if he was so devout (despite the broken oath of celibacy). He’s a complicated meow meow, he’s got a lot of layers.

Omg yes I want to make him soup. I love home made chicken soup, with barley, lentils, some celery …

The pegging is for dessert 🥴

[superunnatural-supersass]

Me @ 2 am: 🙂

Me @ 3 am: when we talk about biblical angels having a thousand eyes what if they mean eyes like a potato?

Does Castiel have eyes like a potato?

[supervillain-smut]

If his whole chest is out, you gotta pay attention to it before anything else. Most important business first. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. He doesn't just have his tits out because they look nice. Or maybe he does, either way!

(Yes Kabal is here twice, we appreciate pre and post burn Kabal in this house. Just wanted to make that clear. Also not the first time Rain's gone tits out.)

[supervillain-smut]

... Okay, but hear me out...

Imagine how much deeper Havik's tongue can go with no nose or lips in the way. Granted, he has NO space to breathe when you sit on his face, but I don't really think he gives a fuck lol. Needs slightly more frequent breaks if you want him conscious the entire time, but GOD it would probably be so worth it.

He feels like a trade-off depending on what you like better. If you prefer someone sucking your clit, he's not exactly your guy. If you like a good lapping at or tongue fucking, there's no one better in all the realms.

Oh, and needless to say he's not great at sucking dick. Just imagine shoving your cock in a bear trap. That, and his urges for chaos and one impulsive thought to bite... ouch.

[supervillain-smut]

Not enough Havik with tattoos/piercings content... split tongue... prince Albert piercing... blacked out neck and full sleeves... he's like an etch-a-sketch for tattoos since he can just heal/replace shit. His powers convert pain into pleasure. Whether that be literal euphoria like when you succesfully crack your neck, or a masochistic sort of way. Dealer's choice, go nuts. I know I will. OH HE WOULD BE SUCH A BRAT!!!! I'm going insane. Shaking him around like a dog with a toy.

Make him orgasm from getting tattooed/cut up/tied up. Scratch his back into shreds and watch him heal it almost entirely, just to leave the scars behind as a reminder. Put him in the most uncomfortable positions and rail him. Yank his hair so hard you nearly take his head off with it.

[supervillain-smut]

Me @ Mavado