#dadwald

[phorbolicious]

GRAVEKICKERS UPD8! (hey that's some of my panels too!)

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[shyjusticewarrior]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 36

Oswald, on the phone: Smash his kneecaps and he'll talk, okay?! I'm at a parent teacher conference! *hangs up phone*

Oswald: Anyways, you said Martin's enjoying finger painting, that's great.

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Ed: I may not be a saint, but I'm not horrible either. I've never found a wallet outside an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Lucius: The specificity of that makes me think you definitely did do that.

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Jim: We said no shenanigans!

Oswald: It was a single shenanigan.

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Ed: I think murdering transphobes is perfectly alright, actually.

Oswald: In fact, I personally enjoy it!

[arcanemoody]

Nygmobbleflock writers, sometimes I really struggle. Because in my head THIS is “Gertrud:”

as in:

genetically Oswald’s, whether by Arkham Experiment Bingo or pregnancy (or both). 

Ed’s brown eyes.

hardfem

the “fuck you” attitude is a craft, not just an inheritance.

doesn’t talk to cops. 

tiny as fuck but will absolutely fight you.

But this is “Enigma:”

genetically Ed’s.

possibly Jane Cartwright’s brown eyes, but it’s a dominant gene and Strange took a lot of patient swabs sooo... no one’s really sure. (and so long as Bullock is still employed by the GCPD, there’s no reason to let the rumor die). 

power femme.

for a too-long part of her life, she trusted cops. we;;. maybe just two of them. It evaporates mid-adolescence.

even shorter than Gertrud (if there is more than one Cobblepot daughter in the ‘verse), but wears heels that frequently make her taller than Oswald. 

Gets twice as angry, twice as fast.

Will not fight (not when fainting spells and a narcolepsy diagnosis are an easy exit/allibi). 

Honestly, sometimes I’m tempted to write a universe where they BOTH exist and Martín has two reasons to have the lawyers on speed-dial.

[foxsteel--fanart]

Day 3 of my 30 Day Multifandom Fanart Challenge : Heartbreaking goodbye

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*Me, yelling at the laptop screen*: For f*ck's sake, man, wtf do you think you are doing, just grab your kid and run away from this goddamn psychotic city!

*Friend*: Are you watching a horror movie?

*Me*: Noooo 😭😭😭

[esperata]

Since several people are actually interested (thank you @thedreammweaver @black-eyed-creature and @cupcakefoggy for your encouragement) I shall keep you updated. I have written out the first chapter at about 2200 words. There's a lot still to go but I am very happy and excited about it. No idea when it will be ready to post but you'll be the first to know.

IDIC

Random but I'm going to write a The Santa Clause/Batman media AU. It may only please me and one other person (you know who you are 👁👁) but I

[spicywatson]

a soft dad!

[niishiki]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[somelikeitbrugh]

Love is about sacrifice

Oswald was ready to die for his mother.

Oswald went to jail for Jim. The place he was physically and mentally tortured.

Oswald was ready to burn the city he loves to the ground to get Ed back.

Oswald was ready to forgive Ed even after he disrespected his father’s corpse.

Oswald was ready to die for Ed even after he almost killed him.

Oswald still couldn’t kill Ed, even after everything he did to him.

Oswald wanted to forgive Sofia and give her a second chance, knowing she was going behind his back.

Oswald ate a human pie and forced others to eat it to protect Martin.

Oswald jumped in front of a gun to protect Martin.

Oswald, who was already planning on giving Martin his kingdom after he is gone, faked Martin’s death and did everything he could to make sure he would never be put in harms way again.

Oswald, who cares for Martin and was ready to look after him, sends him away knowing he can never see him again just to keep him safe.

Oswald Cobblepot would sacrifice everything for the people he cares about.