#eowen

[anembarrassmentofriches]

[mellow-wishes]

doomed yuri arwyn. that’s all

[meteors-lotr]

[In the middle of an argument]

Arwen: Okay you know what?!

Éowyn: What?!

Arwen: I’m gonna grow out my fingernails!

Éowyn, gasping: You wouldn’t dare!

[scratch-house]

jock eowyn and prep arwen that is all i have to say

[supremeabraxas]

»Gondor calls for aide

»And Rohan will answer

[thranduilland]

Ladies getting it done.

Arya stabbing the Night King is the exact same energy as Eowen stabbing the Witch King!

[meteors-lotr]

Arwen: whenever I feel sad or frustrated that I can’t fix a problem I look at a picture of all of my siblings together

Éowyn: Awwww

Arwen: And I think if I can keep these three dumbasses alive, then I can do fucking anything

[meteors-lotr]

“Would you punch me for a billion dollars?”

*

Pippin: Would you punch me—

Merry: Yes

Pippin: ...for a billion dollars?

Merry: Yes

Pippin: You answered before I could finish the question

Merry: Well, you irritate me quite a lot recently. Would you punch me for a billion dollars then?

Pippin: Of course not

Merry: Oh...well now I just feel bad for saying yes

*

Arwen: Would you punch me for a billion dollars?

Éowyn: I can try, I don’t want to be arrested for punching the lady of rivendell though

*

Legolas: Would you punch me for a billion dollars?

Aragorn: Can I buy swords with that money?

Legolas: Yes

Aragorn: Then yes

*

Faramir: Would you punch me for a billion dollars?

Éomer: No

Faramir: Really?

Éomer: I don’t think you know how strong my punch is. But you can punch me though, then we can split the money. Good thinking right?

*

Frodo: Would you punch me for a billion dollars?

Sam: Absolutely not

Frodo: But it’s one billion dollars!

Sam: No, Frodo

Frodo: Aw come on, really? Just one punch!

Sam: Not a chance

*

Tauriel: Would you punch me for a billion dollars?

Sigrid: I’d deck you for a penny if you keep bothering me

Tauriel: Now that’s just sad

*

Bofur: Would you punch me for a billion dollars?

Nori: I’d bang you for a billion dollars

Bofur: ...That’s just not at all what I asked