#fake plot

[theantichris]

Idea for a fake MASH episode: "Ignorance is Bliss"

Mini synopsis: A surgeon named Michael Bliss arrives at the 4077th to help out. He’s seemingly perfect: he’s handsome, funny, charming and - on top of it all - a brilliant surgeon. Everyone loves him… except Hawkeye. 

Michael seems too perfect. A surgeon in Korea can't be this content. While the others welcome Michael with open arms, Hawkeye spends most of his free time avoiding him, which causes everyone in the camp to scratch their heads in utter confusion.

What makes Michael rub Hawkeye the wrong way? A late night rendezvous between the two in the VIP tent aims put all the cards on the table. - (I got more of this one that details it more, but I wanna write it out first, haha.)

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[tomorrowusa]

Belarus leader claims to have quashed foreign-backed revolt

Alexander Lukashenko says ‘masks have been ripped off puppets and puppet masters’

Alexander Lukashenko, the authoritarian leader of Belarus who has been in power for 24 years, is alleging a plot by "foreign puppet masters" as an excuse to arrest or harass opposition politicians prior to a national election.

Be wary of distractions fabricated by insecure authoritarians in the months that precede a significant election.

[kainablue]

I tried using the plot generator because Lecture Me doesn’t have any kind of story whatsoever (also for shits and giggles) and I mean

The title is breathtaking. Also auto praise

“About as mysterious as finding a poo in a public toilet.”

ouch

[biomic]

MADAKO GOING FOR THE GLOMP

[fakeseinfeldplots]

S18E4: The Mouthwash

Elaine stops using mouthwash in order to make a co-worker disinterested in her, but then accidentally kills Mr. Peterman’s grey parrot after she yawns.

Kramer begins massaging the homeless.

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S25E05 - The Benes Mammoth

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S16E05 - The Individual Pieces