Not to be “wah-wah pity me I have a problem that’s not even serious” on main but. As a picky eater and a fast eater I feel like we don’t talk about the struggle of being a fast eater tbh
Like. It’s funny when my friends joke about it or get shocked that I’m already done with my pizza before they’re even halfway through. It is! But do you know how embarrassing it is when you’re eating with a group bc like. When my friend group and I go out to eat at a fast food place we’ll often get extra fries and chicken to have a sort of collective pool of them at the middle of the table where it’s entirely free game for anyone
Because I eat at Mach Fuck-You, I have to refrain from even touching this pile because in my brain the idea of “take one fry or one nugget at a time” just does not land. If I’m sharing popcorn during a movie I have to stop myself because I’m the “take big handfuls and eat it all at once” type, forcing myself to take one piece at a time is NOT my natural instinct. And that’s embarrassing 😭 “Just chew slowly and more thoroughly” if I have the food in my mouth too long that’s a Bad Sensory Thing. “It’s healthier to eat slowly and you’ll feel more full” I AM LIVING ON SQUIRREL-WITH-CAFFEINE SPEED AT ALL TIMES DO YOI THINK I HAVENT TRIEDDDDD. If I am eating pasta I cannot simply eat one pasta at a time it feels Wrong but when I’m eating several at once I’m done in like 2 minutes. What do you mean people can make their plate of food during a meal last more than 2-5 minutes. I eat it in that time WITH talking bro.
okay rant over sorry
