#funny dc

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How I imagine Bruce fights off vampires and those that are horny for him

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Rip that old dude

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I like to think that one of the reasons people in DC don’t figure Clark Kent is Superman and Bruce Wayne is Batman is just because there are so many theories/conspiracies about who or what they are.

I just imagine there are like crazy right-wing conspiracy theories about Superman. Superman was created by the Liberal Deep State and they gave him the cover story of being an alien, so people would become pro Mexican immigration. Or he was made for the gay agenda, because who wouldn’t be attracted to that?

You just have people demanding to know where Superman is from, and he’s just like...Krypton?? Have you not read my wikipedia page?

Then there’s just an insane number of conspiracies about WHAT Batman really is, so the idea of WHO Batman is, isn’t often the question people think about.  

He’s an immortal aristocratic vampire, who is so bored with immortality that he just decided to fight crime for the fun of it. 

Or Batman isn’t one man, but an army of clones who replace one after the other. The older Batmen retire and spend their time training the new young clones, who then become Robin and when they age, they become the next Batman and a new young clone takes the mantle of Robin. And on and on it goes.

I just think there would be so many crazy theories about Superman and Batman, that honestly the reality is too unbelievable for people to accept.

Batman is Bruce Wayne? Okay, whatever you say man, remind me to book you a room at Arkham tomorrow.

Superman is Clark Kent? Who the fuck is Clark Kent? Wait, you think Superman is just some guy from Kansas and he uses his god-like powers to help because that’s how he was raise. Somehow that’s more insane than my aunts facebook posts.

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[maybe-just-whelmed]

[hoodedwing]

Existence

Tim: *drinks coffee*

Tim: Hey, have you ever wondered where the coffee stops? Ever thought about the bottomless depths of the mug? I feel like it never ends.

Tim: *inching back on his chair* What if that was what we actually are? Like we’re a code in the machine. Like Neo in The Matrix. Is this our existence? Has anyone asked these important questions, yet actually address them?

Jason: *slams book down* GO THE FUCK TO BED!

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saw this on facebook and had to save it XD

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