Cloudzz

BATFAM AND MARVEL FOR LIFE

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Hey!! My username is quite a mouthful so just Cloudz is fine!!

I take requests for little skits based on the batfam and marvel!! Mind you I haven’t actually read a lot of comics…so I may get characterisation wrong. But it’s just for fun! If you are an artist and want to turn my skits into mini comics, feel free too! Just please tag me in it so I can see (and credit lols) !! 🤩

I have Ao3, h3ad_in_thecl0uds and there’s a few things on there.

Anyways, just trying to build community really! Have a great day!

MASTERPOST

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I think a strong misconception is that black people don’t need sun lotion. Like, yes, we deal with heat better than the average white person. Yes, we don’t turn bright pink/red after a couple hours in the sun. That doesn’t mean we can’t burn. And that isn’t just a dig at non-black people. My fellow black community, if it is a high UV, please put on sunscreen, even if you think your melanin can take it. Put it on.

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Gang I’m gonna do it. I am going to make a duke Thomas fanfic.

I’m always scared to coz I actually don’t have any comics and have only read a few online, none of which had duke in it. So, all my information is from here, other reliable fan fic sources, experts and serious research. Anybody got anything at all that is a must for writing about Duke?

[booknerd2712]

Tag game: describe the show you watched most recently (like you could have one episode today) in one sentence. DO NOT SHARE WHAT SHOW IT IS

Okay classmates lets kill an octopus capable of Mach 20

@cams-rambles @cmaymanuel @feralgoatman @thegaygangle @theamethystgoddess-tag @littenstarlighter @alanbeckerfan-emma @hiamd3adagain @voidheart346 @irlthedarklord @3str3ll1tasyb @h3y-0liver @madkhaliqfarhan @maliciousandlovely @vulpyabby @hermes-reblogs+open tags

[hermes-reblogs]

A show in which an AI is more human than the actual humans

@alastordaradiodemon, @cams-rambles, @potatoanarchist, @lilspark-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @leilani-lily, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, + open tags :)

[b-does-arts]

A show in a circus..

@1-wonder-1 @leeleethedrugdealer @lilla-flo @dante-collt @goldenstrawberrytiger @twinklingstarsssss

[leeleethedrugdealer]

a show about a cat person and fish person (the fish person is black coded)

Also THANKS FOR THE TAG :3

@genbai, @nico-flo, @wewillivetrougheverything, @nova478372, @mekaruavenuememory and any of my other moots :3

[nico-flo]

middle aged woman who likes to sing and runs a show(/circus?) oh and theres a serial killer ofc

@messengerboyy @jacquesivy

[messengerboyy]

IDONT remember I watched uh yeah idk

@vinceyintown @v-wuzhere @txlxmachus @samsungalienn + open tags

[v-wuzhere]

hey I’m overpowered and in a tournament and there’s a guy stalking me but we ignore that

@puppet-string @missleebit @that-one-bitch-sakura +open tags

[missleebit]

overacheiver girl and her mom face problems like rich grandparents

tags: @sugar-and-spice-0801 @deathbysterling @depressedwhimsicalchild @collin-thegreat @kristres-4b @asher-overdosed @heavens-theif @wonllitz @damsel-understresss @mentallytheprototypewife @aerrdeicall +open tags

[kriszekeda]

Gay ex villain turns into princess saves world w power of a yuri kiss

@ottxrpopz @kyuntavi-chan @angelicflurries @averagedelusionalincarnate

[kyuntavi-chan]

space crew mass murder + sexy doctor they all are down horrendous for

@astralcuite @yachneon @ottxrpopz + open tags

[mynamesst4rzyyy]

bunch of people in Minecraft REALLY want to kill this black blob with rainbow accents on him because he exploits...

@plusul-minin @ottxrpopz @maroondd @spookthelilguy @c00lkiddstuff @magical-bean-soup +open tags

[the-chatterbox-of-horrors]

local blonde blorbo who was bought out of a death cult by his grandfather and then indoctrinated into mi5 gets sent to career timeout and gets the shit beat out of him daily

@mikasaackerman728 @axylcalcorcipher @20thcenturytroodon @anincarnationofchaos @angeljackt + open!

-void (msk:text)

[mikasaackerman728]

stupid strong white boy whup ass like crazy and also get exploded but he’s fine it’s okay

@yummycubitos @mysteryfreak001 @wispywildflower @teslasucks37

[mysteryfreak001]

uhhhh

The New Testament is playing out

@acewithobsessions @whoaaaoaoo @superbbirdofparadise

[d0lless]

super soldier and a bird fight a 19 year old while also beefing with a cosplayer.

@tbiggestman @maylightnight @mysteryfreak001 @i00que @nerdliver @tholyveil

[tbiggestman]

i havent watched a show but ive watched a movie so i hope this works

two gay fish boys located in italy.

is that anything

tags: @birdstanley @rayrayhaywire @tlockish @ssseashell + anyone else

[rayrayhaywire]

Two vigilantes fight over the morals of killing and one almost dies

@alcedovoir @red-plutoo @lavender-luminarie @yexbarnes @sourcarmellia

[red-plutoo]

Medical malpractice but like really fucking gay

@lost-my-gender-in-the-war @bamboosocks99 @balderxdash @blue-neptunee @bigsigma88 @withering-whisps @weirdo-offical @h34dinthecl0uds @sealcatgoawoo09 no pressure + open tags

[h34dinthecl0uds]

Thanks for the tag @red-plutoo !!

12 year old boy is told he just had a really weird imagination but turns out he’s not crazy and it’s all real, of course he also had ocean powers.

(Open tags!!)

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IM FINALLY BACK AFTER MY DISAPPEARANCE AND I COME BEARING GIFTS!

Reasons why Alfred pennyworths blood pressure is too high pt 1:

Alfred: *walking towards the kitchen after mopping all the hallways*

Alfred the cat + Damian, running past: sorry Alfred!

Alfred, startled: Good lord, master Damian! Don’t run in the house, I just mopped!

Damian, distantly: apologies!

Alfred: *sighs* *steps forward*

*titus, batcow, jerry the turkey and Goliath all run infront of him*

Alfred, almost tripping: JESUS-

Alfred: *looks at the now muddy-footprint-covered floor. Yes, the one he just mopped.*

Alfred: …

Alfred: i need a cup of tea. And a holiday.

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I WANTED TO START THIS SERIES FOR SO LONG BUT I LOWKEYE HAD WRITERS BLOCK BUT I FINISHED IT YAYAYAYAYAY

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*Tim, pulled an all nighter. Again.*

Duke: get your ass off the computer and go to bed, Tim.

Tim: yeah, yeah, I will.

Duke: good. Sleep tight. *disappears up the Staircase*

Tim, tired asf: ugh.

Tim: *checks time - 7am* ughh.

Tim: *realises he has to walk up all the stairs* UGHH.

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In my head Tim and duke are besties purely coz they always see eachother at night. Dukes just waking up and Tim’s just going to sleep 😌

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Conversations I have with my siblings that are oddly batfam coded part …idek. it’s 11pm. 4? Yeah. Part 4. Featuring spiderman coz why not.

Dick: *very delirious and very sick in Jason’s apartment*

Jason: *looking after him because he had the least busiest schedule and Alfred is on a holiday break*

Dick: jss-jayyyyuhhh. JsooOOnn!

Jason: *deep breath* go to sleep, Dickhead.

Dick: I don’t wannaaaaarghh. Why won’t you just- hey look at the baby penguins! So cuteeee!

Jason: dude whatryou-

Dick: penguinnn on the tv 😃!!

Jason: that is a motherfuckin ostrich dude. Th- *sigh* They don’t even remotely look alike?!

Dick: s’the same colour though..

Jason: ok- you wanna sleep? Ima getcha some sleepy pills from the store. Kay, Dickie? Don’t go anywhere or do anythin stupid.

Dick: hey! Your.. s-stupid! You.. you.. stupid guy!

Jason: yeah, alright. Calm your tits, Goldie. I’ll be back in 10 minutes.

Dick: I don’t have t- HOLY F-

Jason: Dude! Jesus- don’t yell, it’s fucking 2am. Just.. stay put. Okay?! 10. MINUTES. *slams door shut*

Dick: …

Dick: *muttering* stupid Jason telling me what to do stupid little fuckahh kid I didn’t do shit and he’s leaving me here like a-

*BANG*

Dick: FUCK-

Dick: who’s there?!

Spidey: it’s just me, jay. I came for a quick pitstop coz I ran out of granola….bars.

Dick: …

Spidey: …

Dick: what the SHIT?!

Spidey: uhh.. hey? Random stranger in Jason’s house…whatcha doin here?

Dick: what am I- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE-

Spidey: woahhh, woah. No need for hysterics. You’re in my apartment so how about you go first.

Dick: Y- YOUR APARTMENT? THIS IS MY BROTHERS APARTMENT?! I SWEAR IF YOU DONT GET-

Spidey: okay, okay. Alright, looks like you’re a little freaked out.

Dick: A LITTLE?! YOURE A RED SPIDER GUY IN A SPANDEX SUIT!

Spidey: it’s actually spider-man. Although spider-guy has a kinda cool ring to it I guess.

Dick, eye twitching: *inhale* you are fine. This is just a fever dream or hallucination. You just need your meds. Wait for Jason.

Spidey: hate to uhh, burst your bubble dude. But I am very much real. And you are very much in my apartment and have very much not told me who you are so..

Dick: I-I’m um… Jason’s..brother. Older brother.

Spidey: oh! Richard! So nice to meet you! Jace has told me so much about you, man. I best be on my way though, still gotta few hours left of patrol. See ya ‘round!

Dick: uh-huh.

Spidey: *leaps out window*

Dick: …Jace? ..Wtf.

Jason: *opens the door* Dickie I’m back. Brought you some soup too. Didn’t get into too much trouble right?

Dick: *grabs Jason collar* Jason! There was a- a red spandex guy and he knew my name! A-And he said he lives here and didn’t know who I was at first and he was crawling and eating granola and he jumped out the window and-

Jason: alright dude, just take your meds and I’ll get you a cold towel. Your sweat and spit is like, dripping on me right now. Gross.

Dick: no jay, really! There was a guy-

Jason: mhm I know, dude. Spandex guy. Gotta love him. Get some rest. *turns off the light*

Dick: …

Dick: Well shit.

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Can yall tell by the writing that’s it’s midnight and I am sick. Can you also tell that I just read chapter 57 of ECM? Yeah. Hence the cross over gang. Your welcome. Also, no, Spider-Man did not show up at my house, I made that up. However, my sister is Sick and hilariously delirious, sleeping on my couch rn. Sorry sis.

[h34dinthecl0uds]

Me and my little brother bonding over the fact his video game has ATLA characters in it while I was watching ATLA. Instantly cool in my eyes.

They also had Sokka but we couldn’t find the character pose. Also you would think they had katarra or Suki aswell.

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So I searched up the names of all of Damian’s animals. I did not ask for this. Are you trying to make me cry.

[h34dinthecl0uds]

Yall know what time it isssss…

ECM TIME. I sensed it. Everyone sensed it. We all sensed it. Lucia had fed us with another chapter, so many thanks @luciaintheskyainthi .

Here’s a congratulatory drawing of oblivious Jason and delusional Peter because they are so wife.

Also, yes, Jason did wear shoes in the shower because I cannot draw feet and I refuse to spend anymore time on drawing feet Thankyou. It has been days since the chapter was posted and this hasn’t been published due to Jason’s feet so thank him for that. Ok enough talk.

[h34dinthecl0uds]

Best believe i know how to doom scroll guys, however, when it comes to long road trips-

Writing, reading and music are my go to’s.

Get ready for 7 hours worth of writing/skits to bless my tumblr page in the next couple weeks (don’t worry I won’t spam, maybe 3 a week)

[writingblus]

i dont "go on walks," i dont "use character sheets" and i dont "plot before writing," i raw dog it, and if it doesnt flow, I FUCKING CRY.

[h34dinthecl0uds]

Realest thing I’ve heard all day

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Man, guys, ive got a family wedding to go to next week and i jut got tonsillitis. What is actually going on, i am being cursed. However it has urged me to do Sick Bats skits. I think a lot of people do skits like them but it’s interesting to see everyone’s take on what certain batpeeps would act like whilst sick. It’s is like 11pm tho so maybe I’ll write it tmrw…

sike lolz

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I keep getting Avatar the last airbender edits on my TikTok fyp even tho I haven’t watched it since I was like 11 and I didn’t finish it either. Best believe I restarted it, am currently on episode 15, and will be looking for the new movie like a detective. (Not the live action one, I’ve heard it’s…questionable.)

Ofc I had to test my artistic abilities on drawing Aang. I personally think I did alright considering I haven’t drawn in AGES.

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*Dick, Jason, Damian and Duke standing outside Tim’s room*

Tim: *playing CoD in the dark with monster cans surrounding him*

Dick: how long has he been there?!

Damian: he has been playing for 16 hours.

Duke: I’m not sure whether that’s really impressive… or really sad.

Jason: it’s sad. Definitely sad.

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Random conversations that I’ve had with my siblings that are oddly batfam coded pt 3!

Tim: *walks into Damian’s room*

Damian: *sketching in his journal*

Tim: *looking at his Nintendo and then at damian*

Damian, without looking up: are you just going to stand there like a stalker, or say what you intended to say, Drake?

Tim, startled: oh..err..uhm well-

Damian: I am working on an important project, Drake. Do not waste my time.

Tim: Okay, jeez. I was wondering if you wanted to play a video game with me?

Damian: No.

Tim: aw cmon! Everyone’s gonna play later, it’s games night! And it’s my week, so you have to.

Damian: No.

Tim: don’t you wanna get a head start? Warm up?

Damian: we perform combat every night, Drake. I do not need to “warm up” for digital combat.

Tim, walking out of the room: okaa~aay.

Damian: …

Tim: I’m gonna win, though.

Damian: unacceptable! Set up a controller for me.

Tim: Great!

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*Tims room, playing a round of Mario kart. For the 37th time.*

Tim: WHAT?!

Damian, deadpan:

Tim: HOW DO YOU KEEP BEATING ME?!

Damian: I am better than you.

Tim: NO I PLAY THIS LIKE, EVERYDAY?!

Damian: that’s sad.

Tim: …

Tim: I WILL STRANG-

Damian: you can try, but yet again I will prove why I am superior to your foolish habits and skillset.

Tim: DONT YOU- *pause*

Tim: … wait. wait. are y-… are you trying to RAGEBAIT ME?!

Damian: …

Tim: OH YOU ARE SO DONE BUDDY. I AM GONNA BEAT YOUR CHARACTERS DIGITAL ASS INTO NEXT TUESDAY. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD RAGEBAIT ME?! I AM THE MASTER OF RAGE BAITING AND YOU COULD NEVER EVER BE-

Console: *beeps* GAME OVER. PLAYER 2 WINS!

Tim: …

Damian: i underestimated my capability of rage baiting you and distracting you at the same time, Drake. Do you wish to play again?

Tim: …

Tim: get out my fucking room.

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Other parts here!

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Duke: if you fell 3000 ft… would it, like, actually hurt?

Jason: …

Jason: you’re not that smart considering you’re a fuckin lightbulb.

Duke: rude.

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Condensed version of this.