Jaune: Ozpin is way too relaxed that he never considered arming out his basement or considered spies for Salem sneaking into his school.
Jaune: Lionheart is a fucking coward who would rather sell out humanity to save his own skin.
Jaune: Ironwood has such a major stick up his ass that the slightest insult gets you blacklisted from everything but his most wanted list.
Jaune: Theodore is a himbo in the worst fucking way possible with more muscle than brains and would rather get into bum fights than actually bring people of Vacuo together.
Jaune: Jacques Schnee is a spineless racist cuck who would rather hide in his castle in the sky than consider his most objectively wrong supporters beyond how much money they're fueling his oppression machine.
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...You done?
Jaune: One more.
Jaune: Salem is a cantankerous old bitch who plans on killing herself and the rest of Remnant because she killed her husband and their daughters over a hundred years ago and never thought to talk to anyone about it.
Ruby: ...
Jaune: ...Okay, now I'm done.
Ruby: So... Why did you want to say this? Especially to their faces?
Ozpin/Lionheart/Ironwood/Theodore/Jacques/Salem: ...
Jaune: Because it's better to bitch and moan about someone while they're alive to hear it than to piss and moan about them when they're dead.















