#heartlesscad posts

[heartlesscad]

My friend dragged me out to see that new dungeons and dragons movie and!!!! There's a FAT DRAGON!!!!!! LOOK AT THIS BIG BOY!!!!! HE HAS MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaspersbaseballsack]

Edward: people think really mean things about you it's ridiculous

Alice: like what?

Edward: well they think that you used your seduction powers on Jasper

Alice: oh my god...

Edward: I know

Alice: they think I know what seduction means...

[flipmelikeburgerzuko]

Idk if anyone has said this before but I Don't Smoke by Mitski is a perfect song for a toxic bakugo and midoriya relationship

so like, just how they are in canon-

[heartlesscad]

Anyone who has better video editing skills than me needs to put Dracula Flow over Interview With The Vampire footage

[heartlesscad]

Guess who fucmpking gradubated

me bitch

[heartlesscad]

Finally got around to watching the last voyage of the demeter! I think it was kinda just ok. Like it's not a bad movie it's just weirdly clumsy in places and the dialogue is cheesy as hell

I went into it thinking they would stick close to what the captain's log said in Dracula but they took several big creative liberties. Again, this is fine, I certainly will not complain about some fun little diversity in my vampire media

Anyway, if you like movies with big cool boats and like one of the grossest versions of Count Dracula I think I've ever seen, you might like the movie!

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LIMPETS ARE REAL???!!!????? I THOUGHT CRESSIDA COWELL JUST MADE THEM UP FOR HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON WHAT THE FUCK

[heartlesscad]

I dont think we utilize the fact that Jeff Bezos last name is so close to Bozo enough when we're making fun of him