Angry Bilbo: Pt. 7
Thorin:…
Thrandriul:…
Thorin: You’re not having our burglar.
Thrandriul: AND WHY NOT!?
Thorin: HE SIGNED A CONTRACT SO HE’S STAYING WITH US!
*And so the two bickered like two geese for a another three hours*
Bilbo: I’m hungry. I could be having supper or dinner right now.
Legolas: Aren’t those the same thing?
Bilbo: No, you daft dimbo. Supper is exactly at six o’clock while dinner is at nine. I haven’t even had second breakfast or elevensies.
Legolas: How are you able to consume more than a dwarf?
Bilbo: We hobbits eat seven times a day. Eight if you include midnight snacks.
Legolas: Fascinating, can you tell me more?
Bilbo: … Only if you give me supper.
Legolas: DEAL.











