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Jinx using a vibrator on you;
Bzzzzzz-
The sudden vibrator against your clit sends a violent shudder through your body, your wrists straining against the silk ties pinning them above your head. Your thighs twitch, instinctively trying to clamp shut, but jinx is faster- her gloved fingers dig into your skin, keeping them wide open.
"Nuh-uh," she sing-songs, her voice dripping with amusement as she watches you jerk beneath her. "No closing those pretty thighs on me, toots. I wanna see you squirm."
Your breath stutters, back arching off the mattress as the vibrator presses harder against your sensitive bud. The sensation is devastating - just enough pressure to drive you insane, but not enough to send you over the edge. Jinx tilts her head, electric blue eyes gleaming with wicked delight as she turns the dial-up a notch.
"You wanna cum, don'tcha?" She coos, dragging the toy down your soaked folds before teasing it back up, slow and deliberate. "I can feel it, baby. That little pussy's just begging for it."
You whimper, nodding frantically, your fingers clenching into useless fists above your head. "Jinx, please -"
But before you can beg properly, she clicks the vibrator off.
The shock of it makes you sob, your body trembling from the sudden loss of sensation. Jinx just grins, dragging the tip of the toy lazily up your inner thigh, smearing wetness over your skin like it's nothing.
"Aww," she pouts mockingly, resting her chin on your belly as she watches you with feigned sympathy. "Did you really think I was gonna let you cum that easy?"
Jinx giggles, all wicked and sweet, watching your body tremble beneath her. The way your thighs twitch, the way your breath comes out in desperate little gasps- fuck, it's her favorite sight. You're wrecked already, and she's barely even started.
She taps the vibrator against your clit once- just a teasing bzzzt- before pulling it away again, grinning when you jolt. "Damn, baby, you're so fuckin' sensitive." She drags the toy down your slit again, just enough for you to feel the ghost of pleasure, but not enough to satisfy. "Bet I could do this all night."
"Jinx -"
"Ohhh, I know that tone," she interrupts, eyes gleaming as she watches your chest rise and fall as you try so hard to stay still. She places a gloved hand on your stomach, feeling the way it tenses under her touch. "That's your 'I'm gonna lose my shit' voice."
You tug at the silk your wrists, frustration burning in your veins. "Please, Jinx -"
She clicks the vibrator on again.
Your body jerks at the sudden sensation, your hips rolling instinctively to chase it, but jinx pulls back just before it can settle where you need it most.
"Oops," she says, smirking, eyes full of mischief. "Missed."
You whine.
Jinx let's out a low chuckle, dark and syrupy. She loves this. Loves watching you fall apart, loves the way your thighs twitch, the way your soaked pussy clenches around nothing. She flicks the vibrator against your clit in short, teasing pulses- bzzzt, bzzzt, bzzzt- never long enough to give you what you need.
"God, you're dripping," she murmurs, dragging her fingers through your slick folds. She presses the toy against you again, holding it there just long enough for the pleasure to build, your body trembling on the edge-
And then she turns it off.
A broken sob rips from your throat.
Jinx moans at the sound, biting her lips as she looks at you with pure, sadistic delight. "You sound so fuckin' pretty when you beg," she breathes, tilting her head, blue hair falling in wild strands around her face.
Your head lolls to the side, your whole body burning with frustration. "I hate you," you pant, voice wrecked.
Jinx grins, leaning down until her lips brush your ear. "You love me," she purrs, slipping two fingers inside you with no warning, curling them just right.
Your back arches violently, a gasp tearing from your lips -
And just as quickly as she started, she pulls away.
You nearly scream.
Jinx cackles, sitting back on her heels, toying with the vibrator like she's debating what to do next. "You're gonna cum when I say," she says sweetly, licking her lips as she watches you shudder. "And not a second before."
Then she flicks the vibrator back on this time at the highest setting.
And fuck, you're in for a long night.
The moment the vibrator roars to life at its highest setting, your whole body convulses, a strangled moan ripping from your throat. It's too much after so much teasing, too intense, and yet your body welcomes it, desperate, starved for release. Your legs try to snap shut again, but jinx grabs your thighs, nails digger in just enough to make you gasp.
"Ohhh, look at you," she coos, watching you with rapt attention, blue eyes blown wide with lust. The toy circles your clit, firm relentless. "You’re so close, aren'tcha? I can feel it-" she slides two fingers back inside you, curling them just right to press against that sweet spot. "Bet you wanna cum so bad."
Your answer is a wrecked whimper, your hands clenched into fists above your head, back arching off the bed. "Jinx- please -"
But just as your orgasm starts to cresr- right there, right fucking there- she pulls away.
The vibrator switches off. Her fingers disappear.
And you scream.
A garbled mess of frustration tumbles from your lips, half a sob, half a curse. Your body shakes, every muscle drawn tight, your soaked pussy clenching around nothing. Your mind is dizzy with need, pleasure teetering on the very edge, so close yet completely untouchable.
Jinx laughs. Actually laughs like she's enjoying this, like she's never had more fun than watching you suffer.
"Ohhh, babe," she purrs, tapping the vibrator against your twitching clit in short little bursts. Bzzzt- bzzzt. "That's gotta hurt. How many times is that now? Five? Six?" She tilts her head as if she's actually counting, tapping a finger against her lip in mock concentration. "God, I lost track. But you still haven't cum, huh?"
You let out a wrecked whimper, legs trembling as you try to gring against anything, desperate for friction. Your mind is foggy, clouded with unbearable need. "Jinx," you rasp, "please, I-I can't -"
Jinx leans in, her lips brushing against your ear as she whispers, "You can."
She nips at your neck, grinning against your skin. "You will."
Them, without warning-
BZZZZZZZ.
The vibrator slams back against your clit at full power, and your whole body seizes. Your arms yank at the silk ties, your legs trembling, breath coming out in choked little sobs.
"Ohhh, fuck yeah," Jinx moans, watching you convulse. "Look at you- so fuckin' pretty like this. All needy and desperate and mine."
Her fingers slide back inside you, deep, curling just right, pressing against that spot that makes your toes curl. The combination of the relentless vibrations and the stretch of her fingers makes your vision blur, your entire world narrowing down to this overwhelming, unbearably pleasure.
And then she does something cruel.
She pulls back slightly, let's your orgasm hover on the edge again, watching as you twitch and gasp and shake, so close, so desperate -
And then-
She slams the vibrator against you harder, fingers fucking into you deep and fast-
And you break.
Your orgasm hits you like a fucking tidal wave, violent and unforgiving, crashing over you so hard your entire body seizes. A strangled screams rips from your throat as pleasure detonates inside you, so intense it's almost too much, your mind going blank as white- hot ecstasy overtakes every nerve in your body.
Jinx doesn't stop.
She doesn't stop.
The vibrator stays pressed to your overstimulated clit, her fingers still pumping into you, pushing you through it, dragging it out longer and longer, making your body convulse, making your voice break, making you sob from the sheer intensity of it.
"Fuuuck," Jinx groans, biting her lips as she watches you completely fall apart. "That's it, baby. That's what I wanted to see."
You're barely conscious by the time it finally stops. The vibrator clicks off, her fingers slip out of you, and you collapse onto the bed, utterly wrecked.
Jinx grins, climbing up your trembling body, her lips pressing against your sweat- slicked forehead. "See?" She purrs. "Told ya you could take it."
And as your body still twitches from aftershocks, as your mind struggles to recover from the most intense orgams of your life.
Jinx leans down, lips brushing against your ear, and whispers,
".... Round two?"
(A/n: Also, that pic isn't mine it's from @kittensguts, I forgot to give this person their credits.)
What I imagine when something says someone gave them a knowing look
Let's make a Dan and Phil video!!
Dan's loud laugh
Sponsor segment!
Phil summons a snack
Dan mimicks something stabbing him (+ blood effect)
"What Can I Say"
Phil with a whimsy shirt
Random Northern Anecdote
Dan's Hmmm (+ microwave effect)
Dan checking his invisible watch
Phil's ass / foot / crotch in the frame
Dan 'Places to Go' Howell
Silly banter :3
The bear one of the only shows where everything is dry as fuck before a season drops. I cannot express enough how much I hate it. Got me feeling like an abandoned child good lord.
SOOOO bored I had to draw this shitpost (srry if it looks tilted maybe first day wearing glasses)
I'm actually very very bored and tired from studying. Anyone got any dca au comics that i can read? Idm if it's lovers, friends, siblings, I'm just very into reading anything but educational things rn. I'll read anything fr, even ao3 or wattpad!