Sep 3, 2021
Orpheus: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Eurydice: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Orpheus: Absolutely not.
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Orpheus: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Eurydice: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Orpheus: Absolutely not.
a converstion between me and my brother but as the murphy kids
Zoe: hey, bro, how's your girlfriend.
Zoe:oh right
Zoe: you dont have a girlfriend *ugly wheezes from laughing*
Connor: no, i dont have a girlfriend
Connor: but i have a boyfriend
Connor: hahahaha bitch.
Santiago: do you know where Christian is?
Satine: Off somewhere, disappointing god.
Damian: why do you enjoy being out in the rain?
Cady: I like to splash in puddles !
Janis: I’m trying to get struck by lightning
No one:
My head when seeing these pictures: work work, Skygelica, work work, Benliza and Joshua. THE SCHUYLER SISTERS
Me, yelling the lyrics to Don't Do Sadness at 3 am:
My sister, knocking on the door: Hey... are you okay?? Do ya need to talk to someone??
Jack: That is a nice ass shirt.
Crutchie: Thank you, but, to be honest, its called "pants" not an "ass shirt."
Beetlejuice: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinctual self isolation, I’ll wait.
Lydia: You and I?
Beetlejuice, tearing up: I guess I didn’t have to wait that long.