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Quill: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Drax: That's why I carry two swords.

Drax: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products

Drax: [Spraying hairspray into his mouth]

Drax: I do not recommend

Pizza

Drax: Do you want to eat pizza?

Mantis: Yes, of course!

Drax: Do you like pineapple on your pizza?

Mantis: Oh no, how about you?

Drax: I do.

Mantis: Why?

Drax: Because it’s healthy and delicious. How about you, what’s your reason?

Mantis: It begin to taste like veggie.

Drax: You don’t like veggie?

Mantis: I like them. .

Drax: Then, why?

Mantis: Pineapple is a fruit.

Drax: Oh

Peter: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Mantis: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Drax: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Rocket: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Groot: I am Groot.

Gamora: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Peter: do you want me to spill the beans?

Drax: why would you intentionally spill beans? They are one of nature’s most densely packed protein sources

Peter: it's a saying, Drax

Drax: oh

Drax: Gamora told me that instead of being sad, i should "go get it, girl." so i'm going to "go get it, girl."

Mantis: get what?

Drax: unclear. i'll get everything, just to be safe

Drax: I never doubted you for a second.

Mantis: Thanks, Drax! You’re lying though, right?

Drax: Yeah... I doubted you very strongly.

Drax: I've been feeling very gloomy all day. Not my usual cheery self at all

Gamora: I guess it’s just difficult to tell under all that makeup

Drax: I’m not wearing makeup

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