When you have daddy issues:
You start adopting random kids.
When you have mommy issues:
You become a terrorist.
But when you have both?
You're Mary Poppins.
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When you have daddy issues:
You start adopting random kids.
When you have mommy issues:
You become a terrorist.
But when you have both?
You're Mary Poppins.
Raining White
Nᴇʙᴜʟᴀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
Sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ - she’s never been to earth
Peter: What happened to Gamora?
Rocket: She died.
Peter: She what?
Nebula: She died, but she's okay.
Peter: ...Can you please clarify?
Gamora: Clarification is for the weak.
Peter Quill, probably, definitely: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read
The avengers as things I’ve heard/said at school.
Tony: if it isn’t socially acceptable to be drinking yet, then don’t wake me up.
Steve: Maybe if I try really hard, and get straight As, I won’t want to die as much.
Natasha: I kicked him in the shins four times. He stole my lock and called me short, he had it coming.
Bruce: I thought I was smart, but I burnt my hand yesterday and my go to reaction was to put my hand on the stove again so the pain would cancel out.
Thor: when I came to this country I thought everyone would be drunk and annoying, but it turns out that you’re okay-ish at times.
Bucky: I had a friend once, but they are my ward now. Without me they would be dead right now. Reckless bitch.
Extra:
Rocket: hi, sign here so I can collect your feet when you die.
Gamora: You know what?!? ITS OVER BETWEEN US
Quill: YEAH?? WELL I DIDNT WANT TO BE WITH YOU ANYWAYS
Rocket: Uhm yo what the fuck happened here- why are they on their 3rd divorce again ?
Nebula: Quill just beat Gamora in space monopoly
Pizza
Drax: Do you want to eat pizza?
Mantis: Yes, of course!
Drax: Do you like pineapple on your pizza?
Mantis: Oh no, how about you?
Drax: I do.
Mantis: Why?
Drax: Because it’s healthy and delicious. How about you, what’s your reason?
Mantis: It begin to taste like veggie.
Drax: You don’t like veggie?
Mantis: I like them. .
Drax: Then, why?
Mantis: Pineapple is a fruit.
Drax: Oh
Peter: nebula and i were crossing the street and this guy drove by us and honked
Tony *sighing*: what did nebula do?
Peter: she chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-
Nebula: who wants a steering wheel ??