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[yelenaschild]

When you have daddy issues:

You start adopting random kids.

When you have mommy issues:

You become a terrorist.

But when you have both?

You're Mary Poppins.

[fict1onallyobsessed]

Raining White

Nᴇʙᴜʟᴀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

Sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ - she’s never been to earth

Much like Gamora, Nebula had barely been to earth. At least not enough to know that every couple of months, the weather depended on the way the earth was tilted.

So when you and the rest of the Guardians got invited by Tony to the Avengers compound for a week, she was highly confused at the whiteness and coldness of everything. She didn't say anything to anyone when she stepped off of the jet, but was clearly confused. She looked down, brows furrowed as her feet walked through the thin layer of snow. It was deep enough to make half a shoe disappear, but not enough to actually make a snowman.

Not yet anyway. Winter in America was unexpected, so there was a chance that it snowed later was high. You looked over your shoulder, watching as Nebula watched the snow make a path from the jet to the front doors of the compound. The sound it made surprised her too. It felt funny under her feet, the indescribable crunch of the white blanket hovering over almost everything made her look up at Gamora, Peter and you who were way ahead of her.

You gave her a smile, waiting until she caught up with you. Eventually, she did, walking beside you silently while staring at the trail her feet left in the snow. You just admired the way her eyes lit up, confusion clear in her face despite the silence she kept. You decided to wait until she asks to explain, purely because of how intrigued she looked.

The Avengers greeted each one of you, leading you to your designated rooms to unpack and get comfy before you could go and spend some time with the team. When you walked to the main area, Rocket and Groot were talking to Bucky, who's brows were furrowed in some type of offense as he cradled his metal arm close to his chest. Natasha and Gamora were talking on the sofas, so you decided to join them.

“Hey,” Natasha smiled just as you fell onto the leather sofa. The three of you started talking about the month that you hadn't seen each other, but the longer Nebula didn't turn up, the more confused you became.

You looked out of the massive penthouse windows, watching as white spots of snow fell down onto the window and instantly melting. You instantly thought of Nebula and the idea of her watching the snow fall for the first time made you smile.

You'd have to show her later when it happens again. The group soon departed into their rooms, tiredness now settling in. Yet, there was still no sign of Nebula. You brushed it off, thinking it was just her being tired so you also made your way to your room, getting your outfit ready for tomorrow and finally falling asleep.

The light from your window woke you up pretty early. Deciding it was all you were gonna get, you stood and got changed, heading for the kitchen almost immediately after to get some food into your system. To get into the kitchen, you had to walk through the room with the big windows, and to your surprise, Nebula was already awake.

You halted for a second before slowly making your way to her, standing silently beside her and watching her wide eyes. Her breath almost fogged up the glass with how close she was, staring at the snowflakes descending onto the floor.

You knew she noticed your presence because he looked at you for a moment before looking back into the outside. You smiled, grabbed her hand and gently pulled her closer to the lift where you pressed the button to the first floor where you could take her outside.

"Where are we going?" She asked just as you reached the doors.

“Outside, duh." The main doors opened and your nostrils caught a whiff of the coldness that floated around, your face already stinging red from the temperature change. Nebula looked up amused, scanning her surrounding before walking into the whiteness that consumed the whole land.

"Why does it rain white here?" She asked. kneeling and picking up some snow with her fingers. “Gamora showed me pictures and it wasn't this white. It had colours and the trees had leaves."

You chuckled, watching at the woman before was totally pulled into the idea of snow.

“It's snow." She looked over her shoulder, confusion written all over her face again.

"Basically once a year, for a couple of months, the weather is so cold that it freezes the rain as it comes down from the clouds.”

She still played with the snow, getting a handful and forming a ball. You noticed what she was doing and did the same, quickly throwing it at her before she could to you.

"HEY I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!" She huffed right before throwing the snow at you. You giggled, collecting more snow and forming a ball to throw at her. After about 3 hours out in the snow, the front of the compound was a mess.

Snow was pilled up in certain areas while in others you could somehow see the grass. Gamora and Natasha looked at the two of you, laughing your asses off while making a snowman which just seemed to always want to fall apart.

“They're dumbasses."

“They’re cute,”

THE END

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[incorrect-st4r-ocs]

Peter: What happened to Gamora?

Rocket: She died.

Peter: She what?

Nebula: She died, but she's okay.

Peter: ...Can you please clarify?

Gamora: Clarification is for the weak.

[imgonnaragnorockurshit]

Peter Quill, probably, definitely: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read

[nunny-boi]

The avengers as things I’ve heard/said at school.

Tony: if it isn’t socially acceptable to be drinking yet, then don’t wake me up.

Steve: Maybe if I try really hard, and get straight As, I won’t want to die as much.

Natasha: I kicked him in the shins four times. He stole my lock and called me short, he had it coming.

Bruce: I thought I was smart, but I burnt my hand yesterday and my go to reaction was to put my hand on the stove again so the pain would cancel out.

Thor: when I came to this country I thought everyone would be drunk and annoying, but it turns out that you’re okay-ish at times.

Bucky: I had a friend once, but they are my ward now. Without me they would be dead right now. Reckless bitch.

Extra:

Rocket: hi, sign here so I can collect your feet when you die.

[incorrect-marvel-characters]

Gamora: You know what?!? ITS OVER BETWEEN US

Quill: YEAH?? WELL I DIDNT WANT TO BE WITH YOU ANYWAYS

Rocket: Uhm yo what the fuck happened here- why are they on their 3rd divorce again ?

Nebula: Quill just beat Gamora in space monopoly

[scarvien]

Pizza

Drax: Do you want to eat pizza?

Mantis: Yes, of course!

Drax: Do you like pineapple on your pizza?

Mantis: Oh no, how about you?

Drax: I do.

Mantis: Why?

Drax: Because it’s healthy and delicious. How about you, what’s your reason?

Mantis: It begin to taste like veggie.

Drax: You don’t like veggie?

Mantis: I like them. .

Drax: Then, why?

Mantis: Pineapple is a fruit.

Drax: Oh

[raiisakitsune]

Peter: nebula and i were crossing the street and this guy drove by us and honked

Tony *sighing*: what did nebula do?

Peter: she chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-

Nebula: who wants a steering wheel ??