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Marvel Prompt~🎉

*Tony tinkering in his lab, just enjoying himself. He moves to open a cabinet on one of his workbenches to grab some tools.*

*Clint is laying in the cabinet, snacking, having made a nest in said workbench.*

Clint: "..."

Tony: "..."

Clint: "... I can explain-"

Tony: "Why always do you pick the most random ass spots to make a damn nest?"

*Clint pouts.*

Clint: "Cause it feels better to have a nest in a random spot that is cozy, than a more logical spot."

Tony: "..."

Clint: "..."

*Tony shuts the cabinet and just let's Clint keep his nest. Clint is cheering inside, happy he wasn't being evicted.*

Clint" "Yay! :D"

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Tony: Squirrels don't get married, Clint.

Clint: Like you could possibly know that.

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Tony: Um, I asked for an orange

Clint: you didn’t say porkroast?

Tony: nope.

Clint: Who was I talking to!?

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Clint: [texting Tony] I read "64 loads" on a bottle when I was putting up laundry detergent and it made me think of you

Tony: Romance is alive.

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Clint: Will you dance with me?

Tony: Of course!

Both: [begin to dance the Macarena in perfect unison]

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Tony: What should we do this weekend?

Clint: Eat pizza.

Tony: I mean... Something romantic.

Clint: Eat pizza in the rain.

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Tony: Wow. Shockingly, Clint's right.

Clint: Phew. I wasn't sure myself, but I said it with great confidence.

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Tony: So, what are your goals?

Clint: I've been banned from every major city's public transportation system except Melbourne, Australia. I don't know what their limit is but I will fucking find it.