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Bucky: and that concludes our battle plan

Bucky : alright, Yelena, you're up

Yelena, walking to the front of the group: now, let's see how much you guys were paying attention

*kahoot music starts*

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Nat: Listen here you son of a bitch-

Tony: My mother, was, in fact, kind and well-liked woman.

Nat : Your father?

Tony: ... Continue.

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Steve: | pull girls

Natasha : I pull guys

Bucky: And I pull on the push door because I'm a fucking

idiot

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Kamala: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Peter : My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Yelena: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Alexi: (not understanding what they are referencing but still wanting to be involved) My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons•

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Peter: *does something stupid*

Bucky : ( who dare dared him to do said stupid thing ) what an absolute fucking idiot

Tony: ( came into the room as Peter started do the dare) I can't believe I'd die for him

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Sam and Steve both made a great captain America because the only requirement is being in love with Bucky Barnes

That why John was shit

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Pater Parker : have you heard the joke about the gaslighter?

Tony: no...

Peter parker: yeah, you have.

Tony stark: no i haven't.

Peter Parker : you've literally heard it already.

Tony stark: NO I HAVEN'T.

Peter parker : yes, you have.

Tony: no I haven’t

Peter : you're crazy.

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*Tony stumbles into the tower at an ungodly hour*

Pepper: Tony , I cannot believe how drunk you are

Tony: I am not drunk

Pepper: Yes, you are!

Tony: *still stumbling* I am not fucking drunk!

Pepper: Can you tell the time?

Tony: I will

*tony turns to face the grandfather clocking and points his finger at it*

Tony: I am not fucking drunk!

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Steve: you look good today, bro. pro homo

Bucky: don't you mean no homo

Steve: it's a new era, bro. support the gays

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Clint: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? !

Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!

Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!

Steve : they are called theme parks.

Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Steve: that's the adult part.

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Peter: Time for plan G.

Kamala Don't you mean plan B?

Peter : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Kate bishop: What about plan D?

Peter: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Cassie: What about plan E?

Peter: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Yelena: I like plan E.

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Bucky: *messages the boys at 3am*

Peter : *replies back soon after*

Steve: What the fuck are you doing awake, go to sleep

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Tony: there's only one thing worse than losing!

Stephen: [rips off paper to make it say 'losing peter'] boom!

Peter, nodding: me.

Tony: no-

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Kraglin: Peter, I've lost Yondu.

Peter: I've got this. *elears throat STAR LORD IS THE WORST PERSON IN THE GALAXY!

Yondu: WHAT THE FRICK YOU SAY ABOUT MY BOY!?

Peter: Found him.

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Mobuis: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't

expecting this...

Loki : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Mobuis: Holy shit-

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Bucky: OK, who has experience with a kid that thinks he can save the world singlehandedly?

Avengers:

Bucky: Now everybody shut up and let me handle Peter.

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Nat [watching the news]: "Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!"

Y/N walks in covered in ink]: "Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead."