#incorrect mobius quotes

[raysoccultboobs]

Some of you have never had to wait millennia for your boyfriend to end his tree era and it shows.

[marvelsincorrectquotes]

Mobius: I might have made a little mistake with the Loki variants.

Mobius: I wanted to get them on my side, so I bribed them with chocolate fondue and a dessert plate.

*crashing inside theater room, followed by loud voices and hysterical laughter*

Ravonna: You gave two unstable, unpredictable, and dangerous variants who have only eaten grape nuts and figs their whole lives as a treat chocolate??

Mobius: Yeah, maybe not my greatest plan…

[incorrectmarvels]

Mobius: You son of a bitch!

Loki: Hey, don’t talk about my mother like that!

Mobius: I meant your father.

Loki: Oh. Yeah, in that case-

[cianmars]

Loki: In my defence: I was left unsupervised.

Hunter B-15: Wasn't Agent Mobius with you?

Mobius: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

[tomhiddleston-is-mischief]

Mobius: wow! y/n really does hate us!

Loki: maybe they are homophobic :/

Mobius: but we aren't together?

Loki: we aren't?

[incorrectmarvels]

Mobius: Can we talk about the message that you just sent to everyone?

Loki: It was a critical update

Mobius: It just says “I’m back on my bullshit”

Loki: The people need to know