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BobWalker Incorrect Quote – 06/?

John: I am NOT jealous. Bob: You glared at a lamp because it was near me. John: THAT LAMP WAS SUSPICIOUS. Bob: It was literally plugged into the wall. John: EXACTLY. WHY WAS IT SO CLOSE TO YOU. Bob: …Do you want to sit next to me? John: NO— Bob: John: sits next to him immediately Bob: Yelena: I swear I’m raising toddlers.

[someone-borrowed]

civil war be like:

*us government agents run in*

Bucky: who is that

Steve: they don’t like me

*team iron man appears*

Bucky: who is That????

Steve: they don’t like me either

*spiderman swings in*

Bucky: WHO IS THAT

Steve: Let’s just assume for the moment, that everyone here, doesn’t like me!!!

[gaytonystark]

This actually happened ok

[freeyourwings]

😂😂 some of these are too good

[boyd-stevens]

incorrect marvel quotes ~ 2/??

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BobWalker Incorrect Quote – 05/?

John: Why are you staring at me? Bob: I’m trying to figure out how you manage to look like a golden retriever and a war crime at the same time. John: …thank you? Bob: You’re welcome. Yelena: that was a compliment in bob-ese.

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BobWalker Incorrect Quote – 04/?

John: If you like me just say it. Bob: I like you. John: NOT LIKE THAT—

[someone-borrowed]

Bucky: you’re a fucking mess

Steve: buck. you have a crushed goldfish cracker on your shoulder

Bucky: it’s called an accessory steve