#source: incorrectmarauders

[lovren-la-vida-luka]

Police: you’re under arrest for dangerous driving for carrying three people on one motorcycle

Domo: I- wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: yes… three…?

Domo: OH GOD OH NO

Police: Sir?

Domo: DEJAN FUCKING FELL OFF

[sariahsue]

Adrien: You can’t just throw money at all your problems.

Chloe: [throws a wad of cash at Marinette's face]

Adrien:

Marinette:

Alya: So are you gonna keep that or...

[incorrectjercyquotes]

Percy, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back one day with 6 puppies?

Jason: What's in the box?

Percy:

Jason: Jackson, what's in the box?

Percy: I think you know.

Jason, sighing: Let them in.

[incorrectosemanverse]

Charlie: The sun...is so bright.

Tao:

Tao: You're looking at a picture of Nick smiling.

[stylestappen]

Tony: *gets a paper cut*

Steve, clenching his fists: hasn't he fucking been through enough?

[ab-cedario]

Thomas: I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Alastair: *nervous gay silence*

Alastair: Uh... neat.

[later]

Alastair: *lying face down on his bed*

Alastair: I said “neat”, Layla. Who the fuck says neat these days? It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m fucking stupid.

Cordelia: *idly turning book page*

Cordelia: Don’t beat yourself up too much, Alastair. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when James confessed to me?

Alastair: Didn’t you fucking thank him?

Cordelia: *closes book and stares at the ceiling*

Cordelia: I thanked him.

[marvelstufflol]

Peter : Mr. Captain america steve rogers sir, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Steve : The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Peter:

Peter : Mr. Winter soldier bucky barnes sir, how do I get--

Bucky : Stab. Eliminate. Destroy.

[incorrectaceattorneyquotes]

Phoenix: I’m not mad. I just want to know why you’d need a fake ID.

Trucy: [incoherent mumbling]

Phoenix: What?

Trucy: You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.