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[tinytony-snack]

steve: do you want a quickie?

tony: ex-excuse me?

steve: a quickie, one of those tart things.

tony: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!

[cleve98]

Tony: Sam just told me that you jumped out of an airplane. without a parachute. Again!

Steve: YOLO

Tony: Do you even know what that means old man?

Steve: No :) I just heard Peter saying it a few times. Did I use it correctly?

Tony: Sadly, yes...

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PS. Never really searched this before so didn't realize it until now but one of the nicknames Tony has for Steve in MCU is 'Old Man' which also means 'Husband or Significant Other' according to Google. Okay bye!!

[stonystonysto]

If only there could be more stevetony.

[tinytony-snack]

steve: *gives tony a cup of coffee*

tony: I love you so much

steve: I love you too sweetheart. Wait, you’re talking to the coffee, aren’t you?

tony:

tony: I can love two things

[tinytony-snack]

tony: we’re born alone and gonna die alone.

clint: steve just went to the kitchen, like, two minutes ago.

[tinytony-snack]

tony: mr. Rogers, do you have a moment? Or are you busy regretting your life choices?

steve: I already said I’m sorry for making you decaf!

[tinytony-snack]

Tony: do you ever, like, think about the future?

Steve: sure I do

Tony: yeah? Am I in it?

Steve: honey, you are it

Tony: oh god. You’re about to get so lucky

[tinytony-snack]

tony: steve and I aren't dating.

rhodey: sure.

tony: we’re not.

rhodey: I believe you.

steve: *kisses tony’s cheek* hey sweetheart.

tony:

tony: I don’t know him.