May 10, 2022
Doctor Strange: Please tell me you aren’t possibly destroying multiple universes, killing your parallel self, and murdering hundreds to be with your kids.
Wanda: I’m a good mom.
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Doctor Strange: Please tell me you aren’t possibly destroying multiple universes, killing your parallel self, and murdering hundreds to be with your kids.
Wanda: I’m a good mom.
Wanda: (exists)
Agatha: Alright, that’s it. I’m gonna be horny on the main.
Wanda: How did you get in here? Agnes: I had a key made ages ago.
The Mitochondria Is The Powerhouse Of The Cell
Peter: What did you write for the last question?
Y/N: Mitochondria
Peter: What do you mean mitochondria?!
Wanda: She means... the mitochondria... as in the powerhouse of the cell?
Peter: It was a History exam.
What kind of person are you? Trio Edition
Stephan: Glass half full.
Wanda: Glass half empty.
Loki: WHO DRANK MY F**KING WATER?!?!
Wanda: [cooking] do you guys have any spices I can use
Steve: we actually have an overwhelming variety of spices
Bucky: including 2 different flavours of jell-o powder
Sam: this is the whitest shit I've ever heard
Wanda: I just want to be with my kids Stephen
Stephen: And I want to be with Christine Palmer but you don’t see me messing with the multiverse.
Sinister Strange: Well actually…
Thor after losing everyone except Valkyrie and Lady Sif and being forced to take care of an 8yo: I’m fine.
Wanda after losing her imaginary kids: I WILL DESTROY THE MULTIVERSE!!!!