#incorrect+hp+quotes

[dazzlemebaby]

Regulus: *wears a lighter shade of black*

James: I see we’re breaking out the spring colors.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Would you kiss me for 50 Galleons?

Regulus: Why?

James: Just curious

Regulus: For 500 I might

James, sliding exactly 500 Galleons across the table: Well would you look at that?

Regulus: …

[sable-520]

Sirius: Truth or dare.

Remus: Dare.

Sirius: Ok, the card says take your shirt off.

Remus: Let me see that.

Remus, squinting at the words: It says lick a bar of soap.

Sirius: I'm dyslexic.

[apoetsworld]

Sirius *bursting into the room*: OMG OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!

James: What?? What are you looking for?

Sirius *pacing now*: THE THING! YOU KNOW?! THE THING-

Lily *turning around with baby harry in her arms*: What thing?

Sirius *dropping to his knees*: omg, omg, thank godric you've got it!

James: YOU MEAN MY CHILD?!

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Narcissa: How are you ever going to marry a nice man like Lucius? Bellatrix: Which is it, Cissy? Marry a nice man, or someone like Lucius? Lucius: ...If you were my wife, I'd put poison in your tea. Bellatrix: If you were my husband, I'd drink it.

[incorrectquotesharrypotterv]

Y/n: I'm cold.

Draco: Here, take my coat.

*meanwhile*

Pansy: I'm cold.

Draco: I can't control the fucking weather, Pansy.

[mountainrusing]

Sirius: If you want my advice—

Harry: No offence, Sirius, but you’re the last person we want relationship advice from.

Draco: Yeah, you thought your husband was the traitor.

Sirius: In my defence, he also thought I was the traitor.

Remus: It’s true. We’re on the same wavelength like that.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Voldemort: I have an army. Percy: We have an Oliver whose quidditch pitch was destroyed.