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Tony: Crushes are the worst.

Bucky: Yeah, when ever Stevie and I around ours, we start acting stupid.

Tony: You two are always acting stupid.

Steve: Yeah... don’t think about that too hard..

Tony: ...

*Someone knocking on the front door*

Tony: You wanna get that?

Bucky: And interact with people? No thanks.

Tony: *reaches for a fry on Bucky’s plate*

Bucky: *slams grocery store divider between his plate and Tony’s hand*

Tony:

Tony: You told me you didn’t take that from the store

Bucky: and you said you didn’t want any french fries, yet here we are.

Bucky: Did you… did you bring chocolate on the mission?

Tony: It’s stress chocolate.

Bucky: … why do you need stress chocolate?

Tony: Assassins stress me out, okay?!?

Bucky, to Natasha: Tony’s crying, what do I do?

Natasha: Go comfort him.

Bucky: How do I do that?

Natasha: Most people start with a hug.

Bucky: With what?

Tony: Ya know, I’m jealous of you.

Bucky: Huh? Why?

Tony: Your partner is way hotter than mine. *walks away*

Bucky: wait… Tony..

Bucky: But, we’re dating!

Bucky: Come back here you little shit!

Steve: Tony, are you a good cook?

Tony: I guess, I made a cake once.

Bucky: Yeah, it was good.

Tony: Really?

Bucky: Please don’t make me lie twice, doll.

Bucky: Short. Dark hair. Pissed off.

Steve: Sound like anybody we know?

Tony: [pouting] hmph..

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