Nov 1, 2020
INTJ confession #1
I forgot the word omniscient because if I think of any word that starts with omni my mind immediately goes to ominous instead or it goes to omnibus.
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INTJ confession #1
I forgot the word omniscient because if I think of any word that starts with omni my mind immediately goes to ominous instead or it goes to omnibus.
Emotions
I once posted that my body is too slow for my brain but recently, I just realized that my brain is delayed in recognition of my emotions.
Hunger Games Strategy...
ENFP: Hey, INTJ. If you were chosen to be on the hunger games, what would your strategy be?
INTJ: I'd probably kill myself in a freak accident during training or something.
ENFP: Wow. That's incredibly sad and boring...
INTJ: *Internally* Challenge Accepted!
INTJ: That's right no one noticed that my accident was but a ruse! I faked my own death and escaped the hunger games before it even began. And I couldn't have pulled it off, if it weren't for my most trusted friend ENFP.
ENFP: Woah, what?! I'm in this too?!
INTJ: Damn, right you are!
INTJ: Then, I call for the aid of all our allies across the 13 districts to create a rebel army to topple the oppressive government.
ENFP: Oooh. Can I be like a General of your armies?
INTJ: Of course you can, my dear! Either that or my queen.
INTJ: and then, I will be their symbol of peace and justice! I will bring the end to the Hunger Games, and establish a new world order!
ENFP: All hail, INTJ! Overlord of Panem!
INTJ: MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
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Me, an intj: I'm dead inside. hahaha kill me.
What I really mean: In this world, there very few people that can really hold that intuition level thinking & discussion. I just have to deal with the fact that being an intuitive means looking for other inuitives to be friends with. Trying to find them is hard because they're all blending, most people are sensors & nobody really wants to talk about the future, the universe, & what it all really means. So I guess feeling alone & lonely is gonna have to do until I find another person to talk about them. Ni is my flow state & I guess I all I have to talk to about these things is myself.
All my life I've thought I'm an extremely difficult and introverted person but I suppose things changed after meeting the right people. I still love the time I spend in solitude yet talking with my friends doesn't drain me anymore . I still wake up in the morning and drink my coffee alone while listening to music and I still take walks by myself and wonder through the city lost in my thoughts but I'm more than happy to go out with this small circle of people that I love.
RF
Procrastinating INTJ
INTJ has a lot of work to do, but INTJ has recently discovered a new TV show and they can’t seem to stop watching.
Te: Oh my god guys what are we doing!? We need to stop right now. There’s so much work.
*gets ignored*
Te: HELLO!?
Te: *turns to Ni specifically* Um Ni? Can you give me insight on the situation? I’m aware we have a lot of work, but can you help me for a game plan?
Ni: The situation doesn’t look too good. We have a lot of work and if we don’t finish *this* much by *this* time, we’ll be in situation A, but if we finish *this* much by then, we’d be in situation B. It’s a little complex at this point but…
Te: But surely watching a damn TV show is not what we should be doing?!
Ni: Definitely not. We’re screwed.
Te: *turns to Fi and Se* DID YOU HEAR?! WE NEED TO STOP. STOP WATCHING THE SHOW Se.
Se: *Is vaguely aware that it needs to stop, but it ignores Te*
Fi: Guys? I have an idea. What if…what if we binge watch this show and finish the whole season. How about that, huh?
Te: WHAT?! NO. HOW IS THAT A GOOD IDEA? DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A LIST OF ALL THE WORK WE HAVE TO CONVINCE YOU?
Fi: Stop shouting Te and hear me out! See, you know we want to watch this. And we won’t be able to work properly if we don’t finish the show. We’ll keep thinking about it. So why not just get it out of the way, huh? It’ll actually save time.
Ni: You know…she’s not wrong.
Te: What? That logically makes no sense! We should be working, period.
Ni: No…I think it’ll work. We’ll save time by focusing on just one activity and doing it properly to make room for other activities later.
Te: Isn’t that…isn’t that counterproductive?
Ni & Fi: Nope!
Te: *Is really confused and tired at this time, so doesn’t argue* Fine, go ahead. I’m outta here.
Fi & Ni: *Join Se and binge watch the show*
*
Hours later—
Fi: *sobbing* I’m s-sorry, I thought—
Te: You thought!? You THOUGHT?! You’re so stupid Fi, you always make stupid decision. I know I shouldn’t have relied on you. YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME.
Ni: *Apologetically* I’m sorry man, I wasn’t thinking right…I got influenced by her.
Te: DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU’VE DONE?! I NEED TO GO AND BRAINSTORM AND COME UP WITH A NEW PLAN. WE ARE DOOMED.
Se: *lazily turning towards the others* Guys, I’m starting the second season. You coming or what?
Ni & Fi: *shrug* sure.
Te: WHAT? DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! WE HAVE WORK! HELLO!
Te: *gets ignored*
Te: Fuck you guys.
INTJ Asking If You're Poly
INTJ: so... are you... an ionic or covalent bond type of person?