#intp thought

[captainiwasntreadyforconcrete]

Person: whats your hobby?

INTP: sleeping

Intp: because hobbies are things you only do when you have the time and aren’t busy with something more important

Person:.....you have problems man

[16personalities-says-im-intp]

INTP: Sorry, I don't listen to pop. My taste in music is too refined and sophisticated for that.

[Days later]

INTP: *listens to Billie Eilish and actually enjoys it* ... Oh no, my edgy persona is now crumbling 

[atomicfilm]

Proof that INTPs are much older than they appear

“Get off my lawn.”

Relate to tortoises

Wear mostly sweaters

Love playing chess and other strategy-oriented boardgames

“I have no idea what you said so I’m going to look at you like you’re crazy until you explained yourself.”

Don’t realize they’re using archaic words (”what do you mean people don’t say ‘fopdoodle’ anymore?”

Will likely yell at you about your grammar mistakes

Don’t understand slang terms but try to use them anyway

“Respect your elders!” (even though they rebel against being bossed around)

“Back in my day...” (big nostalgia vibes)

Someone: “Wow, you’re so mature and wise.” INTP: proceeds to be stupid

Knows Latin for no reason in particular

Still reads printed news (bonus addition: reads it with coffee)

Buys Word-A-Day calendars (but doesn’t use them because they’re pretentious)

Actually Professor Hidgens (that grey-haired dude) from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals

Likes long naps in the sun sitting on rocks (or was that the tortoise?)

When they don’t want to talk to you it’s because they’ve heard it all before

You know who knows the name of all of the dinosaur species? People who lived among them

[warsofthemind]

You live life forward and understand it backwards.

[selvakharunya]

I love to look at the Stars and it's so relaxing.. Coz it makes me think big enough to see how small I am and how tiny my problems are. Or maybe the thought how great is the one who created these mighty stars and the tiny me. Or maybe that little thought of the omnipotent makes this life worthy. Or maybe the purpose of my creation is to exalt the creator.

-Selva

[chochote-sijali]

Male-Female Peppers

There is some really silly rumor about male and female peppers online. Yes, I was ignorant of this because Tumblr is the only social medium I use regularly now. But I’m like, how can you tell pepper sexes apart by their number of lobes? That’s so stupid because it shows a lack of understanding of plant biology. I never study botany, and I understood this a long time ago.

People need to realize this, and realize this right now. Yes I’m getting serious over a pair of fruit (yes, peppers are fruits). 😂😂😂

Fruits do not have a sex. Don’t ever let anybody tell you that false piece of information.

Probably graphic: We are eating plant uteruses, basically. Fruits are indeed a sexual organ. They are either created from female plants or from male-female plants. They cannot have a sex, but they are technically feminine (just not female).

If you ever see this “male-female pepper” rumor around, be my guest and shut it down. This is just too funny to me. 😂😂😂

If there’s anything that I’ve said that was wrong, please correct me. I welcome corrections as I’m not a botanist or an expert.

[intpcrow]

smooth INTP

i hope everyone knows INTPs are the smoothest of the types

so smooth

they trip and fall

..then it’s awkward

that’s how smooth the INTP is

//finger guns//

[mercury-filled-intp]

INTP vs. INTJ #5

*intp and intj are flipping through notes studying*

INTJ: see my social studies notes are color coordinated and organized by date

INTP: I would show you mine but they're getting professionally disinfected due to the band of cockroaches that nested there

INTJ: ...

INTP: I didn't use it very much

INTJ: I can tell