Jul 27, 2024
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can we talk about how murderbot’s entire survival strategy is just "if i ignore the emotions hard enough, maybe they’ll disappear"?
like, this terrifying, heavily-armed security cyborg will literally hack an entire planet's defense grid without breaking a sweat, but the second a human says "hey, you did a good job and we actually value your existence," its brain completely short-circuits.
murderbot facing an army of rogue combat bots: [calmly planning a tactical counter-strike while streaming season 42 of its favorite soap opera]
murderbot facing a genuine, heartfelt thank-you: 系统错误 (SYSTEM ERROR). ABORT MISSION. DO NOT LOOK THEM IN THE EYE. WHY IS THE HUMAN CRYING. PLEASE GOD LET ME GO BACK TO MY CUBICLE.
it’s the peak "i have the power of god and anime on my side but zero interpersonal skills" energy. martha wells really looked at the most lethal sci-fi trope and said "what if he was just a deeply anxious introvert who just wants to watch tv in peace" and honestly? mood.
Introvert problems #87
Meeting a crush after a long time. Need to make some small talk. And then being all flustered and awkward like -
That is so so relatable 🤣
No one does it like Aziraphale.
My soft, beloved, relatable angel 😇
Bonus - the reaction this gets :
Ahh, these two 💞💞
Yoyo idk if you've done this but I saw someone else's ask and I now need the opposite. I wanna know what all the boyos would do with a severally introverted lover
Hi! 👋
The emotional support skeleton. He handles everything he can for you when it comes to public issues. He will, unfortunately, occasionally insist you try some of the things yourself. For the sake of personal growth.
Cross, Swap, Ccino, Swad, Template, Nightmare, Comic, Syrah
Two hermits stuck in their anti social bubble. You flip a coin to see who has to make the phone call and have each other’s back when an excuse to leave the party is needed.
Dream, Geno, Dust, Error, Swan, Shattered, Red
The classic introvert x extrovert pairing. He annoys you but you love him. You’re fairly certain he doesn’t even understand the concept of a social battery but he still tries to make sure you’re comfortable.
Blue, Heart, Fresh, Cherrybomb, Bill
Your social cheerleader and ambivert life coach. He emotional-supports you through interactions but tries to let you do your own thing. Every now and then he shows up with a new friend for you to meet.
Reaper, Plum, Ink, Killer, Horror, Passive, Pale
As a neurodivergent person, the fucked up thing about getting bullied during your childhood is, that now as an adult, you will feel like your are doing everything wrong whenever you are around other people. And you feel that not only is what you are doing bad and against the rules but that you will also be punished and scolded for everything.
Because that is exactly what happened when you were younger.
Katsuki Bakugo🔥🔥🔥💣