#itahida

[fireflylitsky]

I don't give a fuck about your special eyes, Uchiha. You wouldn't believe half the shit my mouth can do.

[watermelonsloth]

Worms

Kisame: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sasori: The brains of worms aren’t large enough to experience the complex emotion of love, so the better question is: would you still love me if you were a worm?

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Kakuzu: That’s the plan, does anyone have any questions?

Deidara: Yes! Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Kakuzu: No, dismissed.

Deidara: You didn’t even hesitate!

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Hidan: Important question for our relationship, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Itachi: Why? …What are you planning?

[narutoblogfordipshits]

[zombie-honeymoon]

Writers Month 2023 Masterpost

Here's everything I wrote this year for @writersmonth

Day 9 - Prompt: Warmth Warmth Ship: Hashirama/Kakuzu Word Count: 390

Day 11 - Prompt: Sweat The One Where Hidan is Sweaty, and Itachi Takes Notice Ship: Itachi/Hidan Word Count: 552

Day 15 - Prompt: Blue Blue Ship: Childe/Thoma Word Count: 1,162

Day 23 - Prompt: Storm Storm Ship: Kakuzu/Hidan Word Count: 433

Day 25 - Prompt: Relax Day Off Ship: Alhaitham/Kaveh Word Count: 423

Day 31 - Prompt: Fall & At a Hotel Wrong Number Ship: Zhongli/Childe Word Count: 1,313

[silverwiki]

I've been wanting to draw my own covers for my nart playlists for a while so here's the 1st one I did for my itahida playlist

[westanabadguy]

I bet Hidan would respect Itachi a lot.

Like, Hidan's whole thing is "Kill thy neighbors" right? As far as Hidan knows, Itachi did all that and more. He's like, neighbor killer #1, so even if it wasn't respect, I bet it'd be enough to get him curious.

Itachi would hate him tho. He goes against everything he believes in. He would not appreciate the questions and curiosity. He's probably put him under more than a few genjutsus.

He'd set him on fire with his black flames if he knew Pain wouldn't get pissed.

[acatskey]

*pat pat*

[nurtured-by-blood]

R3 with Itachi? C8 yes, I am evil to my muse

//Evil?? Nah, Hidans a catch ;)

I love me a squish faced kiss tho 😩