#nct incorrect quote

[what-if-nct]

Yangyang: I had a bad dream.

Kun: What do you want me to do about it?

Yangyang: Can you check under my bed for monsters?

Kun: Yangyang, there's no monsters under your bed.

Yangyang: Yes there are the lady in the red hood told me.

Kun: Fine, but you have to go to sleep in your bed after.

Yangyang: Okay.

Kun: *Looks under Yangyang's bed* Look no monsters..hi Yuta..are under your bed. Yuta? What are you doing under there?

Yuta: Working.

Yangyang: Are you the boogeyman?

Yuta: We like to be called bed crawlers. But yes.

Yangyang: Who was the lady in the red hood?

Yuta: Oh that's Kathryn, she works in human resources.

Kun: I'm going back to bed. Yangyang go to bed.

Yangyang: Okay, goodnight Kun.

Yuta: Goodnight Kun, tell Hendery I'll see him tomorrow night.

[yuminsung]

saw a cute boy on vlive this morning ⛅️🍃

[fanfics4daysstuff]

Donghyuck: *Loud sigh*

Mark: Babe? What's wrong?

Donghyuck: You haven't looked at me for 10 minutes

Mark: we're watching a movie

Donghyuck: DID I ASK FOR AN EXCUSE!?

[seoftheart]

Jungwoo: *holding up a fancy little bottle* Is this alcohol or perfume?

Lucas: *taking the bottle and drinking it all* It's perfume

[what-if-nct]

Doyoung: So your pets just sit on the table and eat dinner with you?

Kun: Yeah, well just Leon and Louis, Bella sits in a chair.

Doyoung: You sure have a lot of things on the floor.

Hendery: Where else would they go?

Doyoung: Is that a toothbrush on your kitchen counter?

Xiaojun: Yeah, that's Lucas's he keeps it there.

Ten: Yangyang, eat your own food, eat your own food.

Yangyang: We're sharing.

Ten: You can't eat Louis's food and he can't eat yours.

Kun: So, are you guys ready to eat?

Jungwoo: Yeah!

Doyoung: No, no, we actually have to go. Winwin do you want to come with us? Winwin: *clipping his toenails at the dinner table* Nah, I'm good. Doyoung: Jungwoo put that down! I'm sorry. we just have to- *runs out the door pulling Jungwoo with him.*

[what-if-nct]

Jaemin: Do you want some of my food?

Jisung: Sure.

Jaemin: *Gives him the entire plate* Is that enough?

Jisung: Yeah, it's enough

Jaemin: Are you sure? Do you want me to order you a pizza or cook you something?

Jisung: No it's fine.

Jaemin: Why won't you let me feed you!?

Renjun: I could go for a grilled cheese.

Jaemin: Finally! Do you want soup? Cookies? A five layer cake?

Renjun: Yes.

Jeno: Are you taking advantage of his need to over feed people?

Renjun: Can I also have a lobster?

Jaemin: Of course.

Renjun: I have no idea what you're talking about?

[what-if-nct]

Chenle: How do you feel about your sister in law pushing your mom off that balcony?

Jisung: Well, I don't consider any of those people my family. I'm the only one who actually loved mom. I look the most like her. I live in that sanctuary with the cats and her. She faked her death to get away from them. And I've always been her favorite.

Jaemin: He does know he isn't really Taylor Swift's son right?

Renjun: I dunno he does spend a lot of time with her.

Jeno: Do you know he isn't your son?

Jaemin: I spend more time with him then she does.

Renjun: You're jealousy of Taylor is weird and unusual. It's like Haechan's jealousy of my plants.

Haechan: Why do you kiss them before bed but not me?!

[what-if-nct]

Jaemin: Last night I did things I'm not proud of and I got a little crazy.

Doyoung: What did you do? You can tell me.

Renjun: He uploaded videos of him giving a full Spice Girls concert naked until he was laying on the floor crying.

Doyoung: You didn't stop him?

Renjun: It was funny.

Taeyong: *holds Jaemin close to his chest* You're just like me.

Doyoung: I have to start hanging out with you guys more instead of Taeyong hanging out with you.

Taeyong: Just like me.