꒰ 🐇 ꒱ includes 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 text post + headcanons at the bottom,, sfw ,, modern texting ,, relationship banter
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Genuinely enjoys texting you. Unlike some of his family who are distant or sarcastic over messages, Dick likes keeping in touch. He doesn’t just text to confirm plans, he asks about your day, your lunch, what’s annoying you, and small little things you might not even think are important. He’ll check in randomly just to hear from you.
Grammar isn’t his priority. He capitalizes normally most of the time but will often skip periods, use casual punctuation, or start sentences with lowercase because he’s relaxed. He’s not formal; he texts like he talks.
Emoji usage is literal but endearing. He doesn’t throw random fire or heart emojis at everything. If he sends 🍕, he literally wants pizza. If he sends 🐶, he’s referencing a dog he saw or a joke. Has fallen victim to using 😂😂😂 to express laughter.
Abbreviates sometimes, but not excessively. He’ll use “lol,” “lmao,” or “brb” sparingly. Otherwise, he writes out his thoughts in full because he likes showing you effort.
Asks about your day consistently. A typical morning text: “Morning ☀️ how’d you sleep? Coffee yet?” He genuinely wants to know and will follow up: “And how’s that annoying coworker today? Did they bother you or nah?”
He loves inside jokes, tagging you in memes or TikTok trends he knows you’ll laugh at.
He’s not clingy, but he likes to keep the conversation alive. He doesn’t over-text or flood your phone, but he makes sure you feel valued. He’ll send messages like, “I was thinking about you all day :)” or “Can’t wait to see you tonight.”
He’s consistent. Unlike his brothers, he doesn’t randomly ghost or leave you on read for days. If he’s busy, he’ll text something like “Busy rn, but thinking about you ❤️” so you’re not left worrying.
Uses parentheses casually. Sometimes he adds asides mid-text, like: “I went to grab a snack (chocolate, obviously) and thought of you 😏”
Rarely sends one-word replies. He likes to put thought and tone into texts. Even a short “Okay” or “Lol” is almost always part of a playful follow-up.
So, I am going to experiment. I have blurbs on my brainrotting mind over VERY SPECIFIC DC characters.
Please be kind bc English is my 3rd language and not my first… 😅🥺
CW: NSFW, PURE SMUTTY FILFTH. NO TIME FOR PROPER WARNINGS OR ELSE I LOSE MY FLOE DAWG.
HERE WE GO!
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NIGHTWING:
Imagining him finding out you’ve got a secret admirer and him finding out exactly who it is with calculated petty fueled detective precision just to send him a picture of him with his face buried in between your thighs with no shame. You’re heaving against the mattress, sweat glistening on your trembling body as his mouth hit all the right places on your overstimulated centre. You didn’t even notice when he took the picture as you came undone with a pathetic whimper as his tongue licked it up with shameless possessiveness you somehow could feel through the way he smugly cleaned you with his tongue.
Jason Todd:
Imagining him being fed up with your bratty attitude so he pins you against the wall of the warehouse. His Helmet on the floor as his teeth and lips attack your neck and one arm lazily holding your legs around his waist with ease and the other around your throat possesively as he slowly grinded his heavy hips against yours with punishing desire. He can’t help but torture you more with his words aiding his agonisingly delicious movement. “You were all mouthy earlier, but seeing you all clingy and needy like this now? Fuuuuuck…” he would groan at the sight of you growing more needy and desperate for him but yet he’d keep this up cruelly til you cum like this. He wants you to feel that humiliation to put you back in your place before he gives you exactly what you want, him worshipping your body like you’d break if he held you or kissed you wrong.
Dark knight! Yandere! Jonathan crane!:
Imagining him strapping little dove down when they are the most fertile and using his medical precision to make little dove sob in blissed frustration as he toys with them Til they’re right on the edge only to keep them one push from that sweet blissful release. Poor little dove feels so pleasured but yet still so maddeningly needy but is helpless against the straps on medical cot or the cuffs on the bed restraining poor little dove.
(Ɔ ˘⌣˘)🐰Batfamily Bunny AU: Dick Grayson HC🐰(˘⌣˘ C)
Inspired by 0yongyong0's batfamily bunny AU!
Richard Grayson a.k.a Dick Grayson, ‘Dickie boy,’ Nightwing, ‘Nightbunny,’ ‘Nightrabbit.’ (The Nightwing nicknames could use some work)
Breed: Dutch Rabbit
Ugh, such an affectionate bunny.
Most likely found him when he was a baby at a circus.
Perhaps they were abusing the bunnies, perhaps a tragedy happened that destroyed the circus.
Whatever it was, all you saw that day was a baby bunny and two dead bunnies.
You didn’t wanna risk the little thing falling into the hands of some sadistic owner, so you took him in.
Poor thing was so sad and scared.
It was difficult to get him to eat, play, interact - anything!
If you already have floofy bunny Bruce, or a close friend who does, he’ll be able to help baby Richard get accustomed to his new home and be less scared, maybe take him in as his own! (which he does, to your surprise)
As he grows up, he not only becomes SUPER affectionate, but an incredibly happy and energetic bunny!
Expect lots and lots of kisses.
Will follow you around wherever you go.
Rarely thumps, at least, out of anger.
Only time he thumps is out of fear, if he doesn’t know where you are.
Binkies! Binkies everywhere!
Speaking of binkies, having been born in a circus, it’s very easy to teach him tricks!
Just tempt him with a few treats and he’ll do almost anything for you!
Oh yeah, he’ll also get the zoomies.
Especially during breakfast.
Loves to dress-up too!
You found some cute outfits for bunnies and decided to try it on him.
And you underestimated how much he loves it!
Sometimes will grab some of the clothes and throw them to you, especially when you’re about to go out.
Oh, definitely an outside rabbit!
Loves going out on walks with you!
You could take him out without a leash, buuut, he gets distracted easily and you’re not gonna risk losing him.
Dick Grayson is just.. a sweet bunny.
He’ll never leave your side and will always be there for you when you cry. (yes, that rhyme was intentional.)
Will post them separately, because some of them have a lot of headcanons! Anywho, you guys should go check out her art, it is absolutely adorable!
child’s teacher x single parent i mean that’s literally him. but also i like the idea of exploring his partner’s relationship with his kids
i want somebody to write like a bruce x whoever fic (whoever it is isn’t that important but i’m just saying i do think superbat is fun) with that trope
some college au where like all the kids have taken one of prof kent’s class and they all think he should be their dad
because they don’t want to leave their new dad
they’re hyping bruce up without him even knowing during their office hours
“like yknow prof kent, my dad has a dinosaur”
“oh…that’s certainly…interesting? i’m not sure what this has to do with intro to investigative journalism though”
“you could investigate the dinosaur! actually, we always have a big thanksgiving dinner and our butler, alfred, makes the best stuffing. why don’t you come over and check it out?”
“i’m not sure that’s appropriate of me as your professor. also i’m not sure a dinosaur would be a suitable—”
“you could get an exclusive interview with gotham’s richest and most eligible bachelor? um and we’ll throw in some wayne enterprises secrets too”
“…what was the address again?”
also i think he just gives me enemies to lovers vibes
maybe it has something to do with his canonical relationships
dick
meet cute i think he’s the only one who’s smooth enough to make this not awkward
like it is sort of awkward because this man flirts using puns but i feel like he’s charming enough to make it work
“hey girl are you a booger because i would pick you first” and then rolls nat20
fake dating
i feel like he would agree to it whether or not he actually liked the other person. honestly he might come up with the idea himself
he’s a naturally flirty guy and if he didn’t have a crush on the other person before he’s going to be so smooth with it
but then he spends time with them and he finds himself slower falling for them?
and like even if he ramps up the flirting, maybe tries to be more physical or spend more time with them, he’s not getting his message across and now he’s shooting himself in the foot for agreeing to this in the first place (and not realizing his own feelings and making a move before all of this happened)
but also maybe he’s just dense because he’s not picking up on the fact that they are doing a really bad job at hiding their feelings for him too
ALTERNATIVELY he goes into it already liking them
he thinks he’s going to be soooo smooth and charm them off their feet and then boom they’ll be dating for real
but for the first time in his life he’s stuttering and not knowing what to do and it’s really annoying how even when he’s like that, or maybe because he’s like that, he’s just as cute as he always is
he’s just a lover boy
jason
friends to lovers man seems like he needs to really trust somebody and have an emotional connection with them before pursuing a relationship
also this man canonically cannot flirt and cannot pick up on flirting so i don’t really think meet cutes are gonna work
i’m just imagining they’ve been friends for a while
it took him a really long time to open up. slowly, bit by bit, he reveals more of himself to his friend until he can honestly say they’re one of the people who knows him best
i think one of his biggest fears is not being good enough, like he’ll scare them away with all of his baggage and flaws. every time they have a late night conversation he lets his guard down a little and tests the water. he’ll give them a crumb and see how it goes. honestly, he’s terrified of their reaction but when things go well, he can’t help but want to give them more of himself
i think he’s always had bigger things in his life to worry about other than romance
is he a hopeless romantic? absolutely, if his bookshelf is anything to go by. but i think in some ways he has removed himself from that possibility a long time ago and maybe doesn’t see how he could be at all like the people in happy, loving, stable relationships that he reads about
it’ll take him a long time to realize his own emotions, much less act on them
and because of that, i think
idiots in love would also fit him very well. sorry i just think this guy is emotionally repressed and stupid and if the other person doesn’t figure shit out i don’t think he will either
i sure am roasting him a lot for someone who has a blog dedicated to him
but anyways, i feel like it would take a push for him to confess. whether that be a life threatening injury to either of them or maybe they’re getting too close to another person. i think he would need to come to terms with the fact that he could lose them and then decide that he would rather take the risk than never try
don’t think he’s making a move until he’s at least somewhat sure that the other person likes him back though
this is the best case scenario though. depending on what stage of his life he’s in when he meets somebody he likes, it could very well end up as a
right person wrong time i feel like he's also the most self-sabotaging out of all of them
like even if he met his soulmate, i think what he needs is therapy, not romance and would inevitably end up hurting himself and his partner when it turns out his own issues get in the way of his relationship
like he can't actually be fully vulnerable, not able to balance his work and personal life because what he's doing is so personal to him, not being able to settle down, that type of thing
we are pretending dick is not a cop in this because i said so!
he's a professional model but also does perform at a local circus as a special guest
he's not actually going to the olympics (yet) but the american team has been trying to contact him for the better part of the decade so maybe you can convince him to go
he's kind of like one of your friends who you think is chill and normal but then you go to their ig and you find out they're something of a local celebrity?
everybody in gotham already knew him as bruce wayne's son but also he went semi viral on tiktok and got a bunch of new fans (and some edits) out of it
he used to have a less serious pfp but his management convinced him to use this one instead
followers + following
obviously you're there
as well as his friends and family
he manages to get away with following the superheroes since i mean, basically everybody else does as well
also a lot of industry people that he meets, both for modeling and gymnastics/trapeze
highlights
he is an abuser of the story function
will spend any opportunity to brag about his pretty girlfriend and all of the dates and trips you guys go on
he is weirdly good at taking photos, will give you tips on how to pose to get your best angles
also he has a lot of fans so he likes to post a photo of you every once in a while to remind everyone that he's happily taken
will also repost your work related stuff to be like hey look at how cool my gf is at her job!
dude has a million highlights that he updates for the fashion weeks each year
a lot of photos of his looks, him meeting with certain designers, it's mostly his team who posts this
same thing with his shows in the sense that it's usually other people (including you) taking photos of him while he's performing
but this is a more personal venture of his so he asks everyone to send him the pics and he decides which ones to post
will also repost stories from fans who came to the show!
oooh this man posts the most jaw dropping photos of himself
he will have just woken up and post a photo that makes you think it's so unfair how perfect somebody can be
he just likes to post when he feels good about himself and i support!
haley and (i did not come up with a name for your guys' cat so you guys can have fun with that!) also have their own dedicated highlight
it is exactly as cute and wholesome as you would think it is
there are even more highlights if you keep on scrolling. he has highlights for each year's fashion weeks, as mentioned, as well as trips you guys have been on (the most recent is a trip to greece and italy!)
posts
once again he's one of those infuriating sort of famous people who are like fine as hell but they post just enough cute and relatable content that he actually seems like a real and very nice guy (fun fact, he is!)
you can tell immediately when he's been on a trip because he'll have at least 3 posts up and they're all of the same place
you guys are like the photo taking couple
if you weren't good at taking pics before you started dating, his skills definitely rub off on you
he'll do the thing where he gets you to pose for him so he can take a photo of you and then you take the same style of photo for him
it's disgusting you guys have matching photos on your feeds of each other
if it wasn't already common knowledge that you guys are dating, i can imagine the conspiracy theory videos being like guys they were in the same place? at the same time? and they took the same type of pics? i think they're dating
he loves cooking with you (while i personally think it would be really funny if he can't cook, in some of the comics they do mention that he can cook, but either way he enjoys cooking with you)
you guys are like the parent friends who host dinner at their place and there's usually a theme surrounding seasonal ingredients and everything's plated really well
you probably watch cooking shows together and are now you can't serve a dish without some microgreens or sliced radish on top or something
also yes he did plan the picnic and he's quite proud of it
he watched all of those charcuterie board hacks to make the flowers and fancy cheese arrangements
and there were chocolate dipped strawberries, champagne with glasses, and freshly baked cookies (alfred might have helped with that one)
also yes he does wear glasses!!!! only at home when he's reading or staring at a screen too long. his prescription's not that bad
or more like what was he doing at wayne manor when he wasn't busy being robin
pt 1
back in crime alley, he’d go to the one library because it opened late and had air conditioning and heating (a luxury his own home didn’t have)
he’d read basically anything he could get his hands on
mostly he reads stories about fantastical adventures in far off lands, fighting monsters and saving the day
sometimes he read stuff like the little princess and prays that really will be him one day
so when he meets batman for the first time and he doesn’t get beaten up for stealing the tires but instead adopted? he can’t help but want to see where this goes
he tries so hard to make bruce not regret his decision
he makes sure to stay at the top of his classes, even when that means late nights studying in his room even after all of his training
he finds any newspaper articles that he can on robin and marvels at all of his feats
he reads true crime cases, even if they make his stomach churn, so he can improve his investigation skills
he trains until he retches on the floor, and then he cleans it up so as not to bother anyone and goes back to training
sure he acts all confident and happy but really? he knows that his current life was given to him by the whims of some rich guy and he could very well lose it all the next day
he stashed nonperishable food in his room, trinkets he’s been gifted that he thinks he could sell
but as the days go by and it seems like bruce has no intention of making him leave, and in fact he’s being treated almost like a son? it makes jason gain hope
the first time bruce asks him to come to a gala, jason is so excited he can’t sleep
he's stressing out over his suit (it's the first time he's ever worn one, much less had one custom made to fit him)
he checks up on it multiple times a day and will lowkey freak out if he finds a wrinkle (he won't because obviously it's alfred)
he's practicing how to tie a tie in the mirror perfectly
once he gets to the gala, he's buzzing from the nerves and excitement
will he feel out of place amongst all of these rich people who probably see him as a charity case?
sure, but the fact that he’s making a public appearance…surely this means that his stay at the manor will not be short-lived
he gets introduced as bruce’s adopted son and with each greeting he can’t help but puff his chest out just a bit more
as he wanders towards the punch bowl, he hears a group of ladies gossip about whether jason is actually bruce’s illegitimate child
it makes sense. they both have black hair, blue eyes, the same square jaw and heavy set eyebrows
he could probably correct them if he wanted to. but this is one rumour he doesn’t mind floating around
and that night, he has never been more grateful for the colour of his eyes
he thinks somewhere along the way he gets caught up in all of it
he lets himself get comfortable at the manor
he didn't have much in his room growing up. mostly because there wasn't anything to display to begin with, but also because they'd be evicted from their previous place so often, more belongings just meant more things to move
fills his room with personal trinkets. a dagger here, a mask there. he has photos framed. him meeting the justice league, with the titans, his first christmas at the manor (bruce has the same one in his office too)
i personally hc that some entrepreneurial gothamites have made bootleg batman and robin merch (actually is it bootleg if there's no official merch? who knows)
kind of like those i heart new york shirts with the local tourist spots on it
but it's batman lmfao
butttttttt i'm just imagining them coming across a dude selling chibi batman and robin merch while they're on patrol
and bruce hates it because like why is his head so big? why are his eyes so disproportionately large? does he have some sort of illness
but he notices how long jason's staring at them so he breaks the batsona for a bit to buy it for him
and jason has it on display in his room
imagine if they have one of those height markers in the house from when dick was still home
and then they add jason's and he can't help but stare enviously at dick's marking and wonders when he'll get there
alfred assures him he will be as tall as master dick one day, and they'll make sure to add it so that he "wins," as he so put it
unfortunately that day won't come. not because he doesn't grow taller than dick but by that point, it's too late
he has his own personal corner in the library
it's a cozy armchair that's just close enough to a window to get natural light while he's reading, but also close to the fireplace so that on winter days he's not freezing to death
it wasn't like that when he first got there. actually, the chair was much closer to the fireplace, where the rest of the furniture is arranged
but as time went on, he thought it'd be okay if he moved the chair just a littleeee bit more to the right. surely bruce wouldn't mind. and nobody ever said anything, so he'd move it bit by bit until eventually it was where it still is
it looks kind of out of place at this point. i mean, imagine a singular armchair way off to the side. but it's his spot and nobody moves it, even after he's gone
honestly, everybody else never really went into the library before or after, but whenever jason had free time, that's where he would be
he's just always there, even though he's been told that he's allowed to take the books around the house or to school if he wants
he's so careful with keeping the books safe, thinks it best that he leaves them in the library
he doesn't want to give them a reason to think he's a bother
he will bring a few books to his room, the ones he likes to read before he goes to sleep to wind down
i'm just thinking about the little reminders of jason todd scattered throughout the manor
the dining chair that's a little wobbly from the time jason tried to show bruce a trick
a burn mark on a wooden pan handle from the first time alfred taught him how to cook
a window pane that's not quite like the rest of them after he tried to copy dick's iconic quad flip
a bronze dog statue in a hallway because of course the waynes would own one. its head is shinier than the rest of its body from the times he would pet it
and sure, you could call it damage if you wanted to
but it's hard to think about it that way when really, those are some of the last reminders that he really was there
i swear i wasn’t searching for any skater specifically but what am i supposed to do, look at yuzuru hanyu and not use the pic?
ft mostly men’s singles but there’s bonus dick x reader pairs at the end
we’ve talked about dick grayson going to the olympics for gymnastics
what probably happened was the batfam got together and decided to watch the summer olympics and we got to pommel horse guy
and jason made some comment about how that guy’s basically just a better dick
and he took that personally
so of course he’s already calling up the us gymnastics team because what is the point of being bruce wayne’s son if you don’t have the most random connections ever (and they were probably already begging him to join anyways)
but 4 years is a long time to wait, so in the meantime, he decides to work on competing in the winter olympics too
and he just so happens to be a figure skating prodigy bc ofc he is (bruce signs them up for a lot of extracurriculars so all of the bat kids are weirdly good at random stuff)
ooooh this means that he’d be good at ballet too which pisses me off
he’s kinda like nathan chen in the sense that this guy is good at too many things and my asian parents would unfortunately love him
anyways! back on topic
unfortunately brian orser cannot be flown out to gotham every day (if you don’t know who he is, he is simply the goat i don’t make the rules) so dick probably has a different coach for day to day training
but he went to intensives a couple of times a year growing up
he kinda stopped when the titans and nightwing stuff got to be too much to handle but the two of them still keep in touch and brian’s like i can’t believe my star pupil is wasting his talents being a cop, why is he not on the ice
so you KNOW as soon as the olympics idea comes up dick’s calling brian up and bro sheds tears when he gets the call
he already had the routines planned out and the songs picked because he keeps on getting ideas and being like this is so dick grayson coded (with the same energy as somebody writing headcanons i imagine)
guys hear me out, fun jazzy short
like he gets the crowd to clap along and he just has the brightest smile on his face the whole time
yes i am thinking about kagiyama yuma’s song choice at the beijing olympics. and honestly his outfit too but i’m imagining dick’s is a brighter blue
and you think it’s all fun and games
AND HE PULLS OUT THE CLEANEST 3A + 1EU + 4L KNOWN TO MAN
and ofc he can do a quad axel who is surprised
lives were changed with the short 🙂↕️🙂↕️
alsoooooo the ISU legalized backflips now and you know dick is gonna do one of those
ACTUALLY if you guys have ever seen malinin's raspberry twist
are we seeing the vision guys
i feel like he would choose something more emotional for his free (gotta get those performance points)
if nobody is bawling by the end of his program then i am dead
i selfishly want him to skate to yuri on ice (like the actual piece, although i can make a whole list of yuri on ice songs i think would suit him) but i don't know if he's a weeb like that
as a dancer, i feel like step sequences is where i'm the least impressed
he would not disappoint though, like everything's so clean? and so emotive?
i feel like he was built for the biellmann, especially the hyperextended and no i'm not taking notes
THE PRETTIEST OUTFITS EVER
if anybody wants to draw fanart of dick in yuzuru hanyu's skating costumes haha
at the end of his program he's going to point towards his family and bow to them ofc
butttttt he may or may not send a particularly smug look in jason's direction
and the wide grin that he has on his face when he's announced the winner is made even wider because he knows that jason's in the stands gnashing his teeth
bonus: fanfic idea? dick x reader pairs event where they grew up skating together
they had crushes on each other but never said anything
they get into a fight because dick wants to quit
but then a few years later he’s like haha wanna compete together?
and reader thinks he’s not taking this seriously and is still mad at him for leaving but brian’s like great! welcome back dick so obviously they’re stuck together now
and of course they have a very…interesting program (tumblr is not letting me add the link but just search up the tessa virtue and scott moir moulin rouge perfrormance)
at first it’s super awkward, dick’s like not even super sure why she’s still acting weird around him, they continue to butt heads
and it all culminates in their free, when they realize that these emotions aren’t just for performance points but actually genuine??
