#pet me

[taxidermycanine]

true fact about me:

[theycantalk]

logical

[somethingsomethingwizard]

TOP 5 QUESTIONS TO ASK FOR SMALL TALK

Do you wanna pet me?

Do you want to pet me?

do you wanna pet me?

wanna pet me?

pet me?... please?

use what ive taught you to MASTER the art of SMALL TALK!

[these-summer-nights-in-december]

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[lethalprincess16]

I'm such a cute pup :3 arf arf

[delusional-puppy-nath]

Hay hello!

I'm Nathan ★

This blog is (was?) mostly about freaky and vent stuff....so just dont interact if you're sensitive.

(edit july 16. I think it's my main now i spend there most time)

I go by he/them

Im omnisexual, and all i know I am NOT cis. Still figuring stuff out. (Ft???)

minor

Father orb @vyncent-in-static

Tags:

puppywag - h°rny posts

puppyyap - random posts

puppywhine - vent posts

selfbark - talking to myself

barking in the wrong house - rblg of moots

puppysongs - lyric/song posts

mutt cries - him posts

litter gals - anons

https://www.tumblr.com/delusional-puppy-nath/818958719396233216/does-he-know-that-i-love-him-did-he-thought-i?source=share

[l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by]

You should pet your local beebo. It will enjoy it :<

[thedogthatcantbark]

this is how large i am, and yes i still do want to be curled up in your lap and pet. so go on! make do.