#pjo shitposts

[lespoopypodle]

Scar’s read PJO!!!! :D

[peggingmegamind]

I dunno if this is answered later in the series but was this moon landing faked in the Percy Jackson universe?

[dam-demigods]

dksgsjshhs I imagine that the demigods getting drunk would be something like

Percy:coCoNutS pRoDUcE mIlK anD HaVE fUr, sO wHy ArEN't thEy CoNSiDeRed mAmMalS?

Annabeth: Percy, what the fuck?

Leo: wHat'S a MaMMaL?

[mismashedsocks]

Percy:*crying* Jason: Hey, what's wrong? Percy:*points to Piper and Leo* Piper and Leo:

[screaming-goat-child]

Someone: you can't read the original Percy Jackson series in less than a week!!!! Especially if you haven't read it before!!!!

Me, a known bookworm: hold my grape juice

[lespoopypodle]

Yeah well he’s using you to get back at the gods

Good! I’ve been here since I️ was a kid. I️ did everything they asked, yes I️ did. And for what? You know this world will never be ours. As long as our parents rule over the stars. I️ don’t care if I️ steal anything. I️ don’t care if I️ hurt anyone. It doesn’t pay to be a good kid. A good kid. A good son.

Summer! Summer! Summer!

[lespoopypodle]

I️ love when Apollo just goes on his gay little rants

[lespoopypodle]

“Promise me one thing. Whatever happens. When you get back to Olympus, when you’re a god again. Remember. Remember what it’s like to be human.” - Jason Grace