#prkrknr

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harley: where's peter?

tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

harley: well do you?

tony:

tony: yeah, hang on

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peter: love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definiton of dread

tony: are you okay???

peter: harley stole my fucking chocolate chip muffin

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harley, opening the door: hi morg—

harley, seeing only tony: bruh

tony: hi

peter, appearing behind harley with an excited smile: morgan!

peter, realizing it's only tony: oh, i thought morguna was here

tony, offended: you're not even excited to see me?!

harley: no. where's the baby

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harley: does it hurt

peter: not at all

harley: so no need for me to kiss it better?

peter: it hurts so much

peter: i was confused, you see

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harley: do you ever think before you speak

peter: do i ever what before i what now

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peter: are you awake

peter: it's an emergency

harley: yes i'm awake

harley: what's up

peter: i found the cutest dog on instagram

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harley: have you ever wanted to be big? or even average-sized?

peter: fuck you

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harley: i bent shakespeare over

peter: whatever happened to “the literature exam was easy”?