#redacted headcanon

[mythallia]

imagine asher getting drunk at the shaw pack solstice party and then just shifting and doing this

[cudavianka]

Asher sings while taking a shower

his most abused song is "I'm just Ken." and Babe doesn't know how to feel about the passion he puts into the lyrics

(and it would work if he was still living with David, y'know. Seeing love where David only sees friends)

[vampyr1um]

asher "can i help" talbot

damien "gtfo of my kitchen" rhone

[grillbro]

t4t polydamn because i say so! different blurbs below cut for funsies! some are suggestive, so proceed with caution!

damien, who can wield fire hot enough to burn someone into mush, being scared to take his t-shot. not scared to take it, per se, but he gets nervous any time he grabs the needle. gel wouldn't work with his body heat so he has to inject it. he's coming to dear with everything he needs and just.

"can you help me. please."

"why not huxley?"

"i wouldn't want him to fumble and feel bad."

"gavin?"

"does that need an explanation? he can't use a 'mee-cro-whav-aye', i don't trust him with needles that go into me."

"freelancer?"

"busy."

"lasko?"

"shaky."

"got it, handsome. let me get you prepped." they smile as they kiss his cheek and get him settled.

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huxley, who uses gel instead, pouting because he isn't really supposed to contact people for a while until it dries. he's sitting in close proximity to whoever he's wanting to be next to until he checks the application spot for the umpteenth time and sees it's dried. hugs are immediate after.

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gavin straddling a nervous, flustered tfem lasko while putting makeup on her. each breath they feel on their face has her shivering, and it only gets them a quiet 'tut' and a "i can't give you a good product if you squirm under me, lasko. i don't want you to ruin this so quickly. i was anticipating that for tonight!" as he applies mascara that he totally intends on making run down her cheeks later that night.

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everyone and gavin doing that one trend of someones face (this being Everyone, damien included) being covered in lipstick kisses, only for the camera to pan to gavin, whose lipstick is smudged to all hell. bonus points if each person has a bit of the aforementioned lipstick on their own lips.

[emobirthdaycake]

The damn crew DEFINITELY has a life360 (or smth similar) group together.

Damien checks it religiously and will randomly tell the others to charge their phones or ask them why they're at specific places.

(based on the fact that me and two different friend groups have this set up)

[romirola]

Headcanons for the Shaw Pack Receiving a Jury Summons

David: David gets called for unempowered trial jury duty. He is selected to serve. The trial revolvs around an allegation of sexual assault and retaliation in a workplace. It doesn’t take David long to assume the role of foreperson of the jury. A natural leader, David keeps pristine attendance records, ensures all discussions are on-topic, and acts as a liaison for judicial communication. The trial lasts for three days. Verdict: Guilty. 

Angel: Angel gets called for empowered trial jury duty. They are selected to serve. The trial revolves around a freelancer’s alleged use of a ward to keep an unempowered person out of their private residence. Thanks to Angel’s keen observations, analytical prowess, and thorough understanding of empowered law, they notice a few important gaps in the plaintiff’s case and help the rest of the jury see those gaps, too. The trial lasts four days. Verdict: Not guilty. 

Asher: Asher gets called for empowered grand jury duty. He is selected to serve. Although Asher dreads serving. At first, he’s so disappointed that he has to sit there and not even participate in a trial! After the first day, Asher realizes grand jury is the ultimate opportunity to discover all sorts of crazy happenings that go on in Dahlia. He learns SO much. The only drawback? He can’t disclose any of the details. In fact, each day he reports to court, Asher has to spend the night shifted so he doesn’t accidentally say anything he shouldn’t. He hears 42 cases. 34 of them move forward with indictments. 

Babe: Babe gets called for unempowered trial jury duty. They serve as an alternate juror. The trial revolves around identity theft and fraud of an elderly person. Thankfully, Babe paid attention throughout the proceedings because when a juror didn’t show up due to an emergency, Babe was ready to step right up and cast their vote. The trial lasted six days. Verdict: Guilty. 

Milo: Milo has somehow never been called for jury duty. 

Sweetheart: Sweetheart gets called for unempowered grand jury duty. Although they get called to report on the first day, they are dismissed randomly based on their juror number. Sweetheart is deeply disappointed. They desperately want to fulfill their civic duty. 

Darling: Darling gets called for empowered trial jury duty. They are dismissed during the interview portion of the selection process. When asked, “Have you even been the victim of a violent crime?”, they answered, “How violent?”  

Sam: Sam gets called for empowered trial jury duty. He is selected to serve. To his surprise, the case involves a high-profile celebrity accused of embezzlement. Sam certainly doesn’t recognize the name, but due to the threat of public bias, he is sequestered for the duration of the trial. He presumed sequestering would be like a mini-vacation, but after two days, he missed his mate, pack, and friends. Still, Sam takes his responsibility as a juror seriously because he knows the system depends on that if it is going to work. The trial lasted seventeen days. Verdict: Guilty

[nanowatzophina]

Lil headcanon since Im having an art dry spell of just sketches that are too messy to post and commissions:

The Shaw Pack boys all got their ears pierced together when they were teenagers. It was some silly outing they did. Asher was the one to pitch the idea so that’s why all my werewolf boys have pierced ears.

I should probably also give Asher a tattoo or two but I’m bad at coming up with tattoo ideas lol.

Same with Babe. Babe definitely has some tattoos.

[mothmans-kingdom]

Sam cooks darlin' breakfast even though he doesn't need to eat to make sure the at least have one meal per day