#rorrie

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Beware, old gods hide amidst these trees

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

★★★ for Rorrie/Camron/Padrag!

★ rorrie spends a lot of time making fun of her weirder clients with camron. it’s not the nicest thing to do but eh whatever

★ camron nets the most clients when he’s got his grey contacts in and is using his small size to play at being eight.

★ paddy is supernaturally good at seeking cam out wherever he is. he actually fucking uses his particular flavor of voodoos to find camron whenever his ship goes to port. the good old fashioned web of informants that keep him updated on cam’s location helps too.

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

One star for each of your trolls!

oh, jesus. under cut because LONG 

ishtar

ishtar was really into weightlifting before she got turned into a spaceship! girl’s built like a brick shithouse

anhaga

anhaga is the direct descendant of eireir’s first moirail. eireir is Very Aware of her, but takes pains to hide herself and any trace of connection from anhaga

castor

castor has two matesprits, weccan and ananke

rorrie

rorrie actually has a palecrush on her buddy camron! which sucks, because he’s aconcilatory

gizmet

giz has a raging blackcrush on raz! mostly because they both have powers to do with dead things and live in the same clump of lawnrings, so OBVIOUSLY they are fated rivals

razvan

the only lusus that raz wasn’t able to revive was their own

gladys

gladys used to do speech and debate with raz. ah, nerdlings

hermes

hermes had a great affinity for skorts when he was younger and had legs! 

kahloh

kahloh hasn’t been able to speak with hermes since xe got hurt

chiroh

chiroh is well versed in any and all so-you’ve-been-crying-and-don’t-want-anyone-to-know tips and tricks

dolios

dolios is autistic! 

raghni

raghni has a fondness for strays

cecily

cecily used to be punk when he had enough face for cool piercings. now he mostly just wears his partner’s clothes

palawa

pal has a diary, what a loser.

cassie

cassie, much like killer, is a pitfighter. she just happens to be a few millennia older than killer.

acatea

tea speaks almost exclusively in emojis

aemili

aemili had a crush of indeterminate color on gladys before she disappeared

stajak

jak keeps a scrap of her lusus’ fur tucked into her clothes, next to her heart

camron

cam is aconcilatory! kinda funny, seeing as he’s a pale prostitute

ananke

ananke fights with clipboardkind

behnii

behnii always skips leg day and has the scrawny chicken legs to prove it

weccan

weccan feels safer with chiroh than he does his own moirail, and chiroh actively bullies him at every possible opportunity

onycho

onycho’s dream was to be an interrogarroter, not a policeradicator. but olive is, alas, a bit low for an interrogarroter

klimen

klim has an extremely well worn collection of starship pals books. some of them are autographed!

bekkah

bek wakes up every day, without fail, screaming bloody murder. she dreams about the biowire that ate her limbs every time she closes her eyes

dhazzy

dhazzy sent the author of troll twilight a passionate letter about the book’s many inaccuracies as a wiggler. she never heard back

ancila

ancila had a burrowing owl lusus

eireir

eireir was an interrogarroter before she deserted

conner

conner named a type of flesh eating alien bacteria after her moirail. isn’t that cute?

beamer

bea is easily made jealous, and she gets cruel with it

dezdee

dez purposefully stunts gladys’ growth so that he won’t have to deal with the headache that would be her molting in the helm

sulley

sulley is constantly sick from all the pigeon shit he’s around each day. gross, sulley

kester

kester is whatever counts for troll afab! he doesn’t bind, and hasn’t undergone any surgeries or hormone therapy, and is perfectly happy that way

mehndi

mehndi is eireir’s secretary

imeval

imeval has hemoequalist tendencies due to growing up on a farming colony almost entirely populated by lowbloods

tyberi

tyberi regularly culls mutants (which is kinda funny, as her moirail is a seadweller with a cullworthy congenital defect)

padrag

paddy goes commando, nasty

geegee

geegee is fond of ironic punishments for those who cross her

tybalt

tybalt is intensely aware of how lowblooded he is for a seadweller

malory

mal spends a lot of time making sure that he looks perfect. he’s very proud of his face

murdag

murdag is head over heels for padrag

killer

killer’s spots glow in the dark!

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

fantroll groupings

this should hopefully make things a bit more manageable 4 any interested parties

   cultists

anhaga duddah, stajak pyriae

   fighting ring

geegee rapace,(big cheese, up in space) beamer vigris,(head trainer/handler) dhazzy peltis,(supplies grubs) killer*(fighter)

   starjumper crew

tybalt khuyal,(cap) behnii trofel,(helmstech) ishtar eldrik(helmsman)

   starship carrier crew

hermes hodios(helmsman), ancila csilag,**(helmsman)  klimen khwaja,**(helmstech) conner khateb,(xenobiologist) sulley bulard(bureaucretin)

   destroyer crew

kester wyrdan,***(cap) kahloh sygura,***(helmsman) tyberi anshar,***(2nd in command) palawa manida (helmstech)

   unspecified farming colony 

imeval eobuak

   ss foxfire crew

eireir canard,(cap) ananke adrast,(administraitor) castor pyknic,(administraitor) chiroh petrae,(part time helm) dolios moksha,(part time helm) bekkah sneare,(part time helm) padrag adagio,(hired muscle) murdag ashnah,(hired muscle) weccan barone,(handyman) mehndi adfaer,(secreviscerator) malory pistis***(eireir’s arm candy)

   yellowblood triad/courier vessel/ss mischief 

raghni bodian,(cap/part time helm) acatea munera,(part time helm) cecily elysio(bookkeep)

   pale prostitutes

camron kornik, rorrie dagney(pale dominatrix)

*later ends up on the mischief 

**klim falls in pale w/ ancila, steals her when she’s about to be decommissioned

***kester gets demoted, kahloh burns out and ends up on the foxfire, tyberi’s killed, mal’s disfigured and kicked off the ship. yay revenge cycles. i should make a post about their specific sitch

(cassie munera's just tea’s ancestor and idk where to put her)

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

a~and tallest to shortest~

i 

i might just do all of them here, good for future ref

in descending order

padrag adagio- 9′7

murdag ashnah- 9′1

weccan barone- 8′10

kester wyrdan- 8′10

conner khateb- 8′5

ishtar eldrik- 7′11

malory pistis- 7′11

cassie munera- 7′10

acatea munera- 7′10

dhazzy peltis- 7′9

eireir canard- 7′8

mehndi adfaer- 7′7

tybalt khuyal- 7′5

geegee rapace- 7′5

rorrie dagney- 7′1

ananke adrast- 6′10

anhaga duddah- 6′9

beamer vigris- 6′6

cecily elysio- 6′2

raghni bodian- 6′2 

imeval eobuak- 6′0

ancila csilag- 6′0

tyberi anshar- 5′11

hermes hodios- 5′11

sulley bulard- 5′9

kahloh sygura- 5′9

stajak pyriae- 5′8

palawa manida- 5′8

klimen kwaja- 5′4

camron kornik- 5′4

behnii trofel- 5′3

dolios moksha- 5′3

chiroh petrae- 5′3

killer- 5′0

castor pyknic- 4′11

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