#same peter

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Peter: *screams* Tony: Jesus kid! What?? Peter: Sorry. I just remembered my entire life. Tony: …

[mischiefsemimanaged]

Peter: I hope he thinks I’m cool.

Tony: Who?

Peter: The dog on the other side of the road.

[gatekeepghostbustgirlboss]

[wolfstarflowerpottstarchaser]

Peter’s villain origin story was always being the Marauder that got chosen as “avoid” in Snog, Marry, Avoid in the common room

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Peter B Parker: “Come On Miles, I wasn’t that drunk.”

Miles: “You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.”

Peter B Parker: “YOU ARE IMPORTANT!”

[good-ol-lisa]

Rory: Mary Jane made brownies. They’re Dope.

Peter: Ooh Space cakes absolutely no drugs here

[overanalyzefilmsandchill]

die drei ??? is just a giant fever dream germany had collectively

[shinymetagross]

Neal: *rants, but like, in a really smart way*

Peter: