Sep 4, 2021
And that, Val, is called a public display of affection. It's passive aggressive act meant to remind all of us single mages, that we are, in fact, desperately alone.
Gryffindor, looking at cute couple (Slytherpuff)
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And that, Val, is called a public display of affection. It's passive aggressive act meant to remind all of us single mages, that we are, in fact, desperately alone.
Gryffindor, looking at cute couple (Slytherpuff)
Slytherin: That’s the nicest thing anyone has said to me here!
Hufflepuff: Really? that’s kinda sad.
G&S: *Arguing*
*Knife flies over their heads*
Ravenclaw:
Ravenclaw: Oops
Ravenclaw: Hand slipped
Gryffindor: Please don't throw knives at my head. I am going on the record that I think I have a phobia of knives being thrown at me head
Ravenclaw, chuckle: That’s not a phobia, that’s common sense
Slytherin: I’ll go get our dagger, darling. I’m all for throwing sharp things at the lion. You can practice!
Ravenclaw: *Flicks the back of their head*
Wow. You really like to curse, and I'm not sure I understand everything, but I feel really motivated
Hufflepuff to Ravenclaw
Slytherin: Were you eavesdropping?! Did your mother teach you no manners?!
Gryffindor: Eh, She had her hands full.
Gryffindor: *Steals wallet*
Slytherin: *doesn't move*
Gryffindor, coming back: Wha- Aren’t you going to try to get it back?
Slytherin: Oh, I’m hard to get. I chase after no body, not even thieves.
Gryffindor:
First Kiss
[After having a moment, Tim kisses Stephanie, blushes and runs away. Steph is stunned for a moment, then follows Tim]
...
Tim, to himself: Gosh... Why did I kiss her at that moment...? It was so out of the blue... I'm an idiot...
Steph, behinds Tim: What are you doing?
Tim: H-HUH?!?
Tim: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!
Steph: Just now! I came over to study!
Tim: O-oh, I see...
Steph: Why are you stuttering? Do you think I'm lying?
Tim: NO! NO IT'S NOT THAT...
Steph: Then why are you so flustered?
Tim: W-well... I'm sorry... About what happened back there... I couldn't resist...
Steph: What do you mean? What happened back there?
Tim: Huh?
Steph, innocently: Well... You know... It happened so quickly...
Steph: ...That I don't remember what you did.
Tim, clueless: You don't remember?
Steph: Nope! So you should do it again!
Tim: What?!
Steph, smirking, Pointing at her lips: Do it again! Come on!
Tim, flustered: S-STEPH! YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?!?!
Steph: I said I don't! So come on! Refresh my memory!
Tim: I-I CAN'T DO IT HERE!
Steph: Why not? There's no one around
Tim, suddenly serious: Ha...
Steph: ..?
Steph: Did I make you angry?
Tim: *slowly leans to Steph and kisses her softly*
Tim: Happy now?
Steph: ...
Steph: No, do it one more time
Tim: Stephanie!
Math
Tim, bursting into the room: --Kon! Holy shit!
Tim: I've been doing some calculations...
Kon, worried: You know I'm afraid of math